I am looking at the Hawks roster right now, and I am seeing all the young talent that they have, and I am freaking out right now. Someone needs to give me some reasons right now as to why they won’t be competing for a championship in 3 years, otherwise I’m going to go ahead…
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Damion Lee 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Congrats to Damion Lee for smashing his previous career high in assists (which was 6), but man, these assists are LAME. The Phoenix scorekeepers must be so used to artificially inflating Ricky Rubio’s assist totals that they subconsciously do it for players on the opposing team as well. Assists used to mean something. They still…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 24 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Thankfully for my sanity (my grasp on which was already tenuous to begin with), we were recently granted a 9-game reprieve from Dillon Brooks highlights. If that hadn’t happened, I think I would’ve retired and gone to live in a shack in the woods, because Brooks is right back where he left off, putting up…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 21 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Heat commentator Eric Reid loves telling people how many threes a certain player has made in a quarter, in a half, in a game, or in a season. That’s how he fills up time during the broadcast. It’s repetitive to the point of annoyance, but he’s not the main problem with the Heat broadcast. The…
Read MoreJoe Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
For being a white three-point shooter who is a starter on a playoff team, there sure isn’t that much hype for Joe Harris. Come on, people! He’s white! He shoots threes! Why don’t you care? We’ve got pretty much the entire population of Miami hugging Duncan Robinson’s nuts, but Harris has to toil away in…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 20 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
I’ve kinda lost track of how many fanbases are disappointed with Trey Lyles at this point (I’m pretty sure it’s three, but it could be more, because maybe Knicks fans are disappointed with him even though he’s never played for them), but I don’t care about their opinions. They might know better than me, having…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
The Celtics need to take a good hard look at themselves in the mirror (or as Tommy Heinsohn would say… “in the showah”) after this loss to the Rockets. Marcus Smart is known for being a tenacious defender. So why is he being forced to take 22 shots, 15 of them threes? That’s just not…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 22 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Although the title of this video notes that Jonas Valanciunas had twenty rebounds in this game, giving him the third 20/20 game of his career, the rebounds themselves are not actually depicted. Nobody wants to watch rebounds in a highlight video because rebounds are often just something that happens. An average joe off the street…
Read MoreCoby White 22 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
Okay, so Coby White wasn’t going to keep scoring thirty points in every game from now until the heat death of the universe when all atomical motion has halted. That just wasn’t realistic. I may or may not have gotten carried after White scored thirty in three straight games. Declarations may have been made which…
Read MoreRJ Barrett 19 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2020)
RJ Barrett went 3/4 from three in this game. Considering that he’s shooting around 17% from the threezone in the month of February, the shooting performance depicted here is a sight for sore eyes. And there are no eyes sorer than those of Knicks fans right now. No amount of tears can assuage the soreness…
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