I am straight-up gunning for the eyeballs of Markelle Fultz fans right now and I’m not ashamed to admit it. All these middling performances from Fultz where he barely drags himself into double-digit scoring totals? I don’t care how middling they are. I’m making the damn video no matter what. There’s an under-served market out…
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Tim Hardaway Jr. 33 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)
Tim Hardaway Jr. was easily capable of these types of scoring performances while he was in New York (and, to a lesser extent, Atlanta). He’s clearly still capable of them in Dallas, but he’s not asked to do it as often thanks to the prominent presence of a certain second-year Slovenian wunderkind named Zoran Dragic….
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 15 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)
I am beset by rage now. I was led, nay, DECEIVED, into the creation of this video by FALSITIES and LIES. Juan Hernangomez, the target of my fury, is comfortably flying away from Toronto in the Timberwolves’ private jet, waited on by beautiful maidens known as “stewardesses” while I toil away in squalid poverty, alone…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson 21 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)
During his time in Brooklyn, Rondae Hollis-Jefferson (hereafter shortened to RHJ [pronounced “ree-haj”] for brevity) slowly worked on incorporating a funky midrange game into his repertoire. It looked totally awful, the most hideous jumper this side of Giannis, but it was fun. I might have dissed it a bunch at the time, but that was…
Read MoreOG Anunoby Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)
OG Anunoby is playing pretty well this season, but he isn’t exactly a perfect replacement for Kawhi Leonard. I know that Raptors fans never expected him to be, but from this ignorant outsider’s perspective, SOMEBODY needs to be the Kawhi replacement. Here are the ways that Anunoby fails to live up to the task: -Midrange…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis Triple Double 23 Pts/11 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (2/10/2020)
Maybe I’m only about to make the following allegation because Domantas Sabonis has been regrettably excluded from my channel as of four days from now, meaning that pandering to Lithuanians is no longer the number one goal of my channel, but does anybody else get the feeling that Sabonis’ triple-doubles aren’t legitimate? Like, at all?…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 13 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2020)
The Bulls guaranteed that the “Cristiano Felicio” era of Bulls basketball would continue for many years when they gave him that 4-year, 32-million dollar deal a few seasons ago. As contracts have inflated recently, it’s become less of an egregious overpay than it was when he first signed it, but there is still no one…
Read MoreKyle Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2020)
As much as I hope and pray for Kyle Anderson to one day justify my predraft hype for him by turning into any kind of prolific scorer, I’m coming to the conclusion that it’s just not going to happen. Believe me, I’ve prayed every morning and night to every deity I can think of (I…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 15 Points/5 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/9/2020)
Do you think Mitchell Robinson ever wistfully looks down at the opposing team’s bench and its preponderance of skilled point guards, then looks back at his own bench and feels barely-suppressed hatred for his teammates and his situation. I totally bet he does. How could he not? Witnessing first-hand the chemistry that Trae Young has…
Read MoreJae Crowder 18 Points Heat Debut Full Highlights (2/9/2020)
The ramifications of the big shuffle of mediocre role-players between the Heat, Grizzlies, and Timberwolves will take a bit of time to play out. A lot of unwanted parts changed hands. Some of the unwanted parts were wanted in their new destinations, while some of them were still unwanted. It’s fair to say that Crowder…
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