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Kyle Korver 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/29/2013)

“Dear Ashton Kutcher, My name is Abby and I am your biggest fan. I even started a fan club at my middle school! My email address is abbyheartsashton@hotmail.com in case you want to chat some more! XOXO -Abby” Kyle Korver crumpled up the misguided fan mail and lobbed it into his recycling bin. “When will…

Draymond Green Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

Draymond “21 Percent” Green has drawn a lot of ire from Golden State fans for his inadequate offensive game. He shot under 34% from the field this year. Yeah. I’d be mad too. Supposedly he’s a good defender, but I’m pretty sure that when you suck at offense people just call you a defensive specialist…

Andrew Bogut 12 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

We are never going to see the old Andrew Bogut again, I don’t think. No more half-assed hook shots. No more establishing him in the post. Why slow down your offense by doing that when you have Curry and Thompson? So now we have the new Bogut, whose offensive game is limited now to easy…

Andrew Goudelock 14 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

For a guy who won the NCAA three point contest Andrew Goudelock doesn’t seem to take enough threes. If I were him I’d be shooting them pretty much nonstop. From what I’ve heard his range is pretty deep, so there’s no reason not to just take it up the court and jack it from 30…

Raymond Felton 27 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2013)

I interviewed some Portlandians to gauge their opinions on Raymond Felton. Here’s a sampling of the responses I got. “That guy was such a bum. He got paid millions of dollars, it doesn’t matter if he wanted to stay with the Knicks, there’s was no excuse to dog it like he did. He played like…

Al Horford 26 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/27/2013)

Al Horford is one of the more underrated players in the league. He put up 17 and 10 this season and no one even cared. Well, maybe you did. That does not disprove my point. Once Josh Smith leaves for Milwaukee or Dallas or wherever the Hawks will be Horford’s team. He’s gonna put up…

Nate Robinson 34 Points Full Highlights (4/27/2013)

We all are contented with how our respective days went, considering we got to watch one of the greatest games of the season, between the Bulls and Nets, play out before our eyes. Except for you. Your girlfriend dragged you to another crappy art film followed by a late lunch at a pretentious vegan hippie…

DeJuan Blair 13 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2013)

Check out the horrible non-assist at 0:29. And then check out the one right after that. I’m livid right now. I can barely type out this description filled as my eyes are with searing red hate. DeJuan Blair’s trade value has been artificially increased due to these blatant book-cookings. A rival GM will look at…

Andrew Goudelock Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2013)

I’m not going to sit here and pretend that the Lakers going up in flames doesn’t make me ridiculously happy. It does. But I also appreciate the fact that, with the Lakers’ injury list being longer than most of my descriptions, there are some scrubs on the Lakers that now get a chance to show…