Khris Middleton Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

Khris “K-Mid” Middleton is so bad that he can’t even get minutes on the not-very-good Pistons. At least that’s how it was up until a few games ago, when they started playing him, presumably to lose more games. Tanking is serious business. You can’t pussyfoot around. But it almost all went disastrously wrong when Khris…

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Brandan Wright 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

The only thing I know about Brandan Wright is that he once did a windmill hand-switching dunk in a game, and it wasn’t even on purpose like all of Blake Griffin’s showtime dunks. Check that, I know another thing about the guy: his ears are monstrously huge. The three blocks that Wright got this game…

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LaMarcus Aldridge 26 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

Time for a brain exercise. I’m going to throw out five random NBA players and you tell me if it’s a championship-contending lineup for years to come, bordering on dynasty-esque: Damian Lillard. Brandon Roy. Nic Batum. LaMarcus Aldridge. Greg Oden. Oh, I’m sorry Blazers fans! Stop crying! I didn’t mean it! I had no idea…

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Michael Beasley 24 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

The Phoenix Suns are in a bad place right now. A place with no light, only the gnawing sounds of tortured souls and the eyeless face of a vengeful god. A place where hope is a lost concept, and despair permeates the air. A place of unscalable walls and byzantine corridors. A place where they…

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Eric Maynor 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

All aboard the Eric Maynor hype train! I’m your conductor, DownToBuck. Choo Choo! We might not be as fast or as fancy as the Lillard hype train, but we’re a lot less crowded! Plenty of room to spread your legs. And you guys had better get on quick before it is derailed by Terry Stotts’…

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Derek Fisher 13 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

I thought Derek Fisher retired? He started off the season with the Mavericks and then retired. That’s what happened. Right? I’m just saying that because he definitely just played a game with the Thunder. After his retirement. Is there a new definition of retired that I don’t know about? Or maybe it’s like the first…

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John Wall 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2013)

This is probably the most improbable game of John Wall’s career. He made seven field goals, but all of them were jumpers. Six of them were long two-pointers. His strength is using his quickness to get to the rack, not pulling up from 16 feet to take a jumper with his broken form, as evidenced…

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Eric Maynor 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2013)

Remember when Thunder fans thought that Maynor was going to be a key contributor to their championship squad? Those were the days. Then he got injured, and Reggie Jackson came along, and all of a sudden he wasn’t playing at all. But now he’s been traded to the Trailblazers, who desperately need a competent back-up…

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Patrick Patterson 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2013)

Note to Kings announcers: stop calling Patrick Patterson “P-pat”. Why would you call him that, when his nickname is obviously “Pat-Pat”? You HAVE to take advantage of the fact that the first syllable of both of his names is the same. Morons. Anyway, I think Rockets fans were kind of disappointed that they got rid…

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Anthony Tolliver 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2013)

I really shouldn’t have made this video. Last time I tried to make Anthony Tolliver highlights, only about 120 of you watched them. That’s like the lowest for any of my videos. Except for maybe Quincy Pondexter. Anyway, you guys were trying to send me a message, and that message was “we hate Anthony Tolliver…

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