Let this be a lesson: never proclaim that your team’s rookie is going to be able to contribute positively right away unless they are FOR SURE a CAN’T MISS prospect (like LeBron) and also a top five pick. Stanley Johnson had a great preseason, definitely. Looked really good out there, scored a bunch, had his…
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Emmanuel Mudiay 18 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
Emmanuel Mudiay is suffering in the normal ways of a rookie point guard. He can’t shoot with any sort of efficiency, so he compensates by shooting a lot. Gotta score somehow! He can pass it pretty well, both to his own team and to the other team in about equal measures. And that’s all okay….
Read MoreMyles Turner 10 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
It’s getting to the point in the season where 10 point performances, even by a rookie who I’m hyped for, aren’t going to be worthy of highlights. That’s just how it is. Myles Turner has played in a bunch of games now, and until he scores 13 or something I’m not going to spend my…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
Relaxing in his condo after another tough workout, Andrew Wiggins felt himself drifting away once again. He sighed, knowing what was to come, but powerless to stop it. He closed his eyes and let the blackness overtake him. He came to in a familiar place. An industrial-looking training facility in a nondescript inner-city warehouse, seemingly…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
Today’s assignment: Reread the entirety of the “Harry Potter” series, replacing in your mind any instances of the character Vincent Crabbe with NBA player Allen Crabbe. That part in book two where Crabbe and Goyle get roofied with cupcakes and other treats in order for their DNA to be forcefully extracted from them? Allen Crabbe…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
It’s just perfect that as soon as the Blazers’ front office finally shows some confidence in Meyers Leonard, he starts playing poorly. He’s picked it up a little bit since his awful start, but 6-of-26 from three for Mr. 50-40-90 is still pretty garbage. Like, Greivis Vasquez level garbage. That’s not good. He also has…
Read MoreReggie Jackson Career High 40 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
I knew while compiling this vid that I was gonna get beat by DawkIns (and GD, may he rest in peace, oh wait he’s back again) by a mile on upload time. He has his methods, I have mine, and mine mean that I can never be first to provide highlights of the sick (or…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
T.J. Warren vs T.J. McConnell: who is the best T.J. in the NBA? Warren was a sick scorer in college and was expected to do good on the NBA level. McConnell was not that sick of a scorer in college, and was not expected to make the league at all. Winner: Warren McConnell is white,…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
Enes Kanter fidgeted with the silverware in front of him. His date was late, and even though she had seemed very eager to meet him, Enes himself was not as enthused about the entire operation. He would not have been entirely displeased if he had gotten ditched; that possibility presented a much slimmer chance of…
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/7/2015)
I’m currently in the process of trying to figure out what the Nets organization did to Jerryd Bayless to make him hate them so much. Whatever it was, it must have been really grievous, because Jerryd wants nothing more than to take a big dump on their team whenever he can. First it was 26…
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