Thunder fans got a little taste tonight of the future that awaits them when Kevin Durant leaves for Milwaukee (What a twist! You thought I was gonna say DC, didn’t you? I have my sources). And it tasted good. Tasted like buckets. Dion Waiters is surely ready to step into the hole that Durant will…
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Jeremy Lamb 18 Points/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
When I first saw that contract that the Hornets just gave Jeremy Lamb, you can imagine my reaction. That’s right: I did that confusion-indicating head-tilt thing that dogs do when their owner asks if they want to go for walkies. Except instead of the prospect of fun exercise with my human, I was faced with…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 25 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
In honor of the recently passed DawkIns, please view this video only in conjunction with the “Justin Anderson 11 Points Full Highlights” vid I just uploaded. I’m not one to make battle highlights, but I bet if you played them one right after another, or better yet, at the same time, you’d end up with…
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Read MoreZach LaVine 20 Points/8 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
Someone tell my why Zach LaVine isn’t a beast yet. It baffles me. Your provided reason(s) cannot include the following points: -Selfish nature -Turnover prone -White -Black -In Between -Won the Dunk Contest which ruins every player it touches -No court vision -Doesn’t properly mourn Flip All the signs point to him being a beast…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
Everyone agrees that the “KAT” nickname for Karl Anthony-Towns sucks and needs to stop being used. Right? Right. What some lesser-informed people may not realize it that there is a deeper hidden meaning to the nickname, an additional connotation that somehow makes it even worse. Somehow. Is such a thing even possible? I’m talking about,…
Read MoreNick Young 17 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
One has to wonder at this point whether Nick Young will EVER be part of a competitive team. He’s thirty years old; in DTB’s book, that means you’re too old to ever do anything good again, even if you were good to start with, which Nick Young definitely wasn’t. So there is little chance of…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 10 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
I just googled what time it is right now in Serbia: roughly 2:30 in the afternoon. I don’t understand how timezones work so I’m just going to assume Google is right on this one. In my opinion we should get rid of timezones because all this magical time-travel mumbo-jumbo is pissing me off. What happens…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 23 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
George Hill browsed the internet as he did every morning, looking for mentions of his name on all the biggest websites and discussion forums. As usual, his search was mostly fruitless. On this morning, his text file of mentions only included three entries: “George Hill and Jordan Hill on the same team is making me…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
Am I the only one who thinks that, after he retires, Doug McDermott should open up a fast-casual burger joint called McBuckets? Offering customers high-quality burgers with fancy toppings, made to order, in a bucket with fresh-cut fries thrown in alongside. Instead of normal cups filled with soda, provide mini-buckets for beverage consumption. This is…
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