There are people watching this video who STILL think that Cody Zeller is better than Tyler Zeller. I know, it makes me sick as well, these pervos watching my vids as if they aren’t human scum who deserve nothing but a life sentence. Let’s take a look at the facts, in the hope that some…
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Rodney Hood 24 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)
Last time I made a Rodney Hood highlight video I included a self-penned rap as the description. I must have gotten the attention of some people in higher places, because just earlier today a bigshot label exec called me up. Long story short, he wants to front me some cash to make a music video…
Read MoreZach LaVine 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)
I don’t know about you guys, but I am always disappointed when I attempt to watch the Timberwolves. I realize that they’re a couple years away from being good, and that everyone’s still developing. I blame the media, who led me to believe that every game would be a Wiggins-LaVine dunk factory and Anthony Bennett…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2015)
A little something different from Bojan Bogdanovic tonight! Instead of just taking a bunch of threes, he decided that this was the time to bust out his crafty midrange game. This is a development I am in favor of. The Nets’ season is basically over; he needs to be aggressive, like this, if he’s going…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack only gets playing time when Jeff Teague is out. That is the curse (or blessing) of being the third-string PG. He just Macksturbated all over Jeremy Lin and the Lakers, but it’s really only his second good game of the season, and he’s shooting below 40% from the field this year….
Read MoreTy Lawson 19 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
Japurri Purker wiggles under the affectionate scritches of my hand as I ponder which player should be featured in my next video. I scroll through the list of candidates, making a quick mental ranking that incorporates expected view counts, surprising nature of the performance, and my own feelings on a player. I settle on Shelvin…
Read MoreTobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
I am fully over the Tobias Harris-J.J. Redick trade and have ceased being salty about how thoroughly the Magic fleeced us. The Bucks have Giannis and Jabari, so there wouldn’t be room for Tobey-Bear with the way the roster is currently constructed. By all accounts, Giannis and Jabari are better building blocks anyway. Plus, Magic…
Read MoreJabari Brown 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
Jabari Brown is okay, but he’s no Manny Harris.
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
Attention JR Smith: if you do not do the chicken dance, the one you did that one time in Denver, after your Cavaliers win a championship, then I’m gonna be really pissed. That was one of the greatest occurrences in NBA history, your little three-point victory dance. It would be such a poetic moment if…
Read MoreBrandan Wright 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2015)
When you are told of Brandan “The Wright Stuff” Wright scoring lots of points, there should be only one thought your mind immediately jumps to: Dunks. That’s his game. He dunks it, he jams it, he smashes it. His utility on offense is tied directly to his being able to slam basketballs in hoops. Not…
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