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Lou Williams 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2013)

Somehow the return of Lou Williams to the Hawks from injury has not generated much excitement among NBA fans. I don’t get it. He’s a swaggy sixth man who likes to shoot. Nick Young does exactly the same thing for the Lakers and everyone loves him. Well, screw those other people. I’m excited. And you’re…

Miroslav Raduljica 12 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2013)

Question: Which foreign-born Bucks rookie is gonna be a total beast after he acclimates to the speed of the NBA game and learns to use his physical gifts to his advantage? Answer: Miroslav Raduljica. I know what you’re thinking. “Why not Nate Wolters?”. It’s a simple mistake to make, but Minnesota actually IS part of…

Kevin Seraphin 16 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2013)

The Wizards have pretty much given up playing Kevin Seraphin. Who can blame them? He’s a chucker who doesn’t draw fouls. He doesn’t pass the ball. He doesn’t play defense but somehow fouls a lot anyway. His one positive attribute, his scoring ability, is not even that good. Keep in mind that I am in…

Miles Plumlee 12 Points/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

For the mathematically inclined viewers out there, you may notice that Miles Plumlee’s dunk total is exactly half of his point output. What can we deduce from that observation? That’s right. All of Miles’ points last night came from dunks! All of them! Life is pretty unfair sometimes. I’ve never dunked a basketball in my…

Jon Leuer 19 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

Why didn’t Jon Leuer get any minutes before Marc Gasol got injured? He’s been almost entirely a garbage time player during his time in Memphis. Did the coaches not detect the greatness inherent in his play? I swear, the people that NBA teams hire to evaluate talent must be the biggest bunch of idiots ever….

Trevor Booker 24 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

Trevor Booker was fuming. So close to the win, only to have in snatched from his fingertips! The injustice of it was absolutely maddening. Sitting in the locker room post-game, he scowled at the floor, consumed with dark thoughts. Glen Rice approached him. “Hey Book, you wanna-” He was cut off by the intense hate…

Eric Gordon 25 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

If Eric Gordon were a shape, what shape would he be? We can rule out hexagons for sure since hexagons have six sides, and Eric Gordon doesn’t. Are there any shapes that are good at basketball? I’m sort of thinking that trapezoids would be pretty good shooters, but then again, I’ve never actually seen a…

Terrence Ross 24 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

Landry Fields sidled up to Terrence Ross after the Raptors’ victory against the 76ers. “Wanna see your stats?” “Landry, you know statsheets aren’t allowed in the locker room. We could get in real big trouble, man, if anybody knew you had a box score or two in your pockets.” “No one will have to know….

Mirza Teletovic 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2013)

“You guys sure this good idea? I very afraid of heights.” Mirza remarked as he was led, blindfolded, through the streets of Brooklyn by the entirety of his Nets teammates. “Don’t worry Mirza, everything will be fine. What better way to build up your confidence by having you bungee jump off the Brooklyn Bridge?” said…

Robin Lopez 16 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2013)

The Portland Trail Blazers are the best team in the NBA right now. Let that sink in for a bit. They went 33-49 last year and the only major change to their roster was replacing J.J. Hickson with Robin Lopez. It follows logically that Robin Lopez, and Robin Lopez alone, is responsible for the elevated…