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Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2012)

“That was a good game,” Manu thought, as he walked to his car in the parking lot. “I scored a lot of points. Seventeen in the first half, wow! But I could really use a good steak right now.” He pulled out his phone, intending to call Frederico, his personal assistant and chef. “Mew! Mew!”…

Aron Baynes 7 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2013)

It looks like Aron Baynes has been taking notes from Tim Duncan. In fact I snuck into the Spur’s locker room and stole his notebook. One of the pages has this written on it: “Shoot jumpers off glass? Timmy does it all the time. Remember to practice tomorrow.” The rest of the pages just contained…

Chandler Parsons Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2013)

I like to criticize the ability of NBA scouts. Not like I could do any better, but you’d think that people who get paid exclusively to analyze basketball talent could do a little better job. Take Chandler Parsons for instance. This dude was selected in the second round. Why was that? Are they totally incapable…

Ersan Ilyasova 29 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2013)

Ersan Ilyasova has rebounded (heh) very well from a poor start to he season. His work on the glass and smooth outside shot are much appreciated on the Bucks. Against the Raptors he scored 29 points, as well as a game-winning tip-in with 7 seconds left. Or, it would have been the game winner if…

Kyle Lowry Triple Double (10 pts/10 rebs/10 asts) Full Highlights (3/2/2013)

Ten points. Ten assists. Ten rebounds. Truly the worst triple-double possible. Who else has attained this embarrassing, shameful achievement? Only a few, and they all sucked: Penny Hardaway, Jason Kidd, and Andre Iguodala (twice). All horrible players who were certainly not all-star quality or even close. Only a moron would think that a triple-double of…

Landry Fields 15 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2013)

The Internet is a dark, disturbing place. Full of horrible memes, crappy blogs and their corresponding comment sections, and bronies. But the worst of all is certainly the fanfiction involving Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields. Yeah, I know. Who writes that stuff? I don’t even want to think about it. I blame Google’s autocomplete. It…

Brandon Jennings 11 Points/Career High 19 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2013)

This game calls into question everything I thought I knew about Brandon Jennings. He’s supposed to be a low-intelligence chucker with bad court vision and average playmaking ability. A skinny guy with little in the way of traditional point guard skills who once made a video of himself dancing to a Lady Gaga song. But…

Brook Lopez 22 Points/3 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/2/2013)

Yeah, you’re seeing it correctly. 3 rebounds. 3 rebounds in 34 minutes. I don’t care that Lopez is playing next to Reggie Evans. 3 rebounds is straight up Bargnani-esque. I don’t get how that even happens. As a 7-footer he should be able to get at least 5 just by being there. I demand an…

Jeremy Evans Career High 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/1/2013)

Jeremy Evans is the quintessential “victory cigar”. Or “loss cigar” in some cases. Either way, he almost never sees the court, and when he does, it’s only for seconds at a time, and only when the game is out of reach for one team or the other. But with Al Jefferson and Paul Millsap both…

Jeff Green 18 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2013)

It would not be fair to call Jeff Green a bust. He was pretty good his first few years in the league, and then he was diagnosed with an aortic aneurysm. Now, I don’t know what an “aortic” is, and I certainly have no idea what an “aneurysm” is, but it sounds like something that…