I’m hosting a party. I won’t bother to tell you the date or time, because you, dear viewer, are not invited. “But DownToBuck, I love parties! Why am I not invited?” Patience, my friend. You didn’t let me finish. As I was about to say, this party is what I call a “Three Party”, and…
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Larry Sanders Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2013)
While not leaving his puppies outside in the cold Milwaukee winter without food or shelter, Larry Sanders enjoys dominating people on the basketball court. His preferred method is to swat their shots out of bounds, but he is not afraid to dunk on their faces if the opportunity presents itself. He does more of the…
Read MoreTristan Thompson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2013)
“He throws. The Hammah. Dowwwn!” -Austin Carr, any time anyone dunks ever This being a Tristan Thompson video, you can expect that he will say it at least three or four times. And you would be right. What an annoying idiot. But don’t let the substandard commentating diminish your enjoyment of Thompson’s breakout game against…
Read MoreBradley Beal 26 Points (Six Threes) Full Highlights (1/16/2013)
Bradley “Madley In Love” Beal started off the season as pretty much just a horrible chucker, but he has redeemed himself in the past few games by actually making more shots than he misses. This has resulted in the Wizards winning a few games. None of this means anything to Bradley. The only shot he…
Read MoreJeff Teague Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2013)
Jeff Teague. Twenty-Eight Points. Career High. Jeff Teague. Smokin’ the Joints. Career High. All he ever wanted. Was to hear his momma say. My baby Jeff. Score 28 in the NBA. Jeff Teague. Twenty-Eight Points. Career High. Jeff Teague. Smokin’ the Joints. Career High.
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 23 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2013)
Suggested tags: Basketball Kobe Bryant James Lakers How does YouTube know? This is some seriously spooky stuff. All I typed in was the title of the video, and it already knows that it’s basketball related. Does it know that Greivis Vasquez is a basketball player? Is it dynamically analyzing the content of the video as…
Read MoreJamal Crawford 30 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2013)
Jamal Crawford holds the dubious distinction of being the biggest chucker in the NBA. There’s a lot of chuckers out there, but Jamal outchucks them all. He also has sick handles. Those are helpful when your one goal on the court is to shoot. For many years now teams have been forced to keep him…
Read MoreThomas Robinson 12 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2013)
I feel bad for Kings fans. Their team really sucks, is littered with busts and me-first chuckers, and now they have to watch it get taken away from them. Actually I don’t. Now they can be fans of a good team like the Warriors. They’re lucky; I wish someone would take the Bucks away. Thomas…
Read MoreHakim Warrick 16 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2013)
Hakim Warrick’s claim to fame is that he once teabagged another basketball player in college. No, it was not part of some bizarre hazing ritual. Warrick actually rubbed his private parts all over Royal Ivey while jamming on him. Since that glorious moment, which most commentators agree is the most vicious dunk-teabagging of all time,…
Read MoreDion Waiters Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2013)
What are you doing reading this description? Dion Waiters just scored 33 points. Watch it! I have nothing to offer on the topic. Fine. Here’s a little something. Dion Waiters was a reach as the 4th overall but he has shown nice scoring ability although he needs to stop fading away on every jumper he…
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