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Kyrie Irving Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2012)

A regular reader of these descriptions might notice a prevailing theme toward negativity. Everything sucks from my point of view. Well there’s good news. Kyrie “The Masked Man” Irving does not suck! In fact he’s really good. But the Cavs are not. The Cavs, as I say, suck. So despite Irving’s incredible 41 point night…

Jared Dudley 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)

Imagine the searing hate that Jared Dudley holds for his teammates. While Dudley operates as an extremely efficient shooter with an unstoppable three-ball, the lumbering troglodytic schlubs who surround him fail to have any positive impact on the court. Super Cool Beas is more like Super Suck Beas, Gortat is a whiner, Dragic isn’t Steve…

Spencer Hawes 18 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)

What did Kings fans have to say about Spencer “The Mullet” Hawes when he was drafted? “I admit to almost throwing something at my TV when the pick was announced…” “…………….this sucks………..we now have Osterfat #2 on our team….” ” If he’s even mildy good he’ll be an asset for us at the very least…

Austin Rivers Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)

Austin Rivers is making me look like a fool. A damned fool. So he scores 15 points a few days ago, I make some highlights, and there in the title it says “Career High”. So what does Rivers do? He proves his haters wrong (somewhat), and scores 27 points, easily eclipsing his earlier best game,…

Jodie Meeks 24 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)

Jodie Meeks is, in theory, a perfect fit for the Lakers. A shooting guard off the bench who can shoot lights out? Sign me up. Too bad the Lakers have Kobe. Think about how much better they’d be without him. Start Meeks, run the offense through Dwight, pass the ball, man if I were a…

Devin Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2012)

Our brave warrior approaches the gate. “I am the one they call Harris of Wisconsin, and I demand entrance to these sacred halls.” “Entry is allowed, but the inner sanctum that holds what you seek until one’s mettle is proven upon the field of battle.” “I am a great warrior renowned all across these lands…

Jarrett Jack 20 Points/Game-Winning Assist vs Heat Full Highlights (12/12/2012)

Before reading this description, make sure you are seated properly in your chair and not in the process of consuming any beverages. Ready? Here we go: The Warriors are currently 15-7. Raise your hand if you just felt a little heart attack. That was your body reacting violently and instinctively to the godless unnatural state…

Ed Davis 24 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/12/2012)

I’d hate to be a Raptors fan right now. They suck. It’s weird too, because you look at their roster and you think “Yeah, they’ve got some nice players, maybe they can make the playoffs in the weak East this year”. But no. No playoffs, just another lottery pick that turns out crappy like the…

Jordan Crawford 26 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2012)

Jordan Crawford is one of the worst types of players you can have on your team: the guy whose points-per-game output is equivalent to their field-goal-attempts-per-game output. Taking into account three-pointers and free throws, you usually have to shoot below 40% to achieve this unwanted accolade. In this horrid, unwatchable 77-70 win for the Wiz,…

CJ Miles 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2012)

CJ “The Green” Miles has been bad this year. Really bad. So, as the coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers, what do you do? Let him rot on the bench? No! You give him tons of minutes and see if he can chuck his way out of it. It kind of worked, too, as he scored…