Seth Curry was ultra-hot from the threezone in the second quarter of this game, hitting four triples (including three of them on back-to-back possessions, a feat which I feel like has to be uncommon as eff), but he only scored two points outside of the second quarter, and none in the second half. I could…
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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 21 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (5/5/2019)
Nikola Jokic was extremely grateful that the Nuggets’ team plane had seats that were not only large enough to accommodate the size of NBA players, but were also able to be fully reclined. Nikola was currently taking advantage of that feature to its fullest. In addition, he had the air conditioning nozzles turned up to…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (5/4/2019)
All I’m asking for is one game, one performance, from a Warriors role-player not named Andre Iguodala that’s good enough for me to make highlights of. But rotations get tighter in the playoffs, and the Warriors’ collection of role-players isn’t very good to begin with, so I might be hoping in vain. We already got…
Read MoreEric Gordon 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (5/4/2019)
First off, sorry about not getting this description up quicker. I was looking at Eric Gordon’s draft class and noticed that Joe Alexander was selected right after him, and that got me thinking about how much of a bust that dude was and I started getting really sad. That era of the Bucks is long…
Read MoreLuka Doncic All 168 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
For the third time that day, Luka Doncic got up to answer his ringing doorbell. What was waiting for him on the other side of the door wasn’t a GrubHub delivery person bearing a monstrous Taco Bell order; it was his teammate Dorian Finney-Smith, the one who had been responsible for introducing Luka to Taco…
Read MoreLuka Doncic All 168 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Luka Doncic heard the ringing of his doorbell, and, knowing exactly who the visitor was, got up quickly from his PC desk to greet them. Practically running to the front door, he wrenched it open and saw that he had not been mistaken in his expectations: the GrubHub delivery guy was standing right there, holding…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)
I admit, when Jaylen Brown hit his third three from the same spot in the first half, I was a little peeved. Not a lot peeved, but a little. And it wasn’t like I was really mad at Brown in particular, rather, I was made at the Celtics for having the audacity to move the…
Read MorePat Connaughton 14 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)
Pat Connaughton: the most Celtics-type player ever? Let’s take a look at the facts: but first: I want to use some more colons: okay: I’m done with the colons: Fact one: he is literally a leprechaun. Literally. If I had to think of a name for a hypothetical leprechaun, “Patrick O’Connaughton” would be like the…
Read MoreJayson Tatum 20 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)
Jayson Tatum, in this series, had not been good prior to this game. 4 points in game 1 (not like it mattered because the Celtics dominated so hard but remember, I am not mad and never was mad), 5 points in game 2 (worse because this time it was the Celtics getting dominated). For a…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)
What Enes Kanter is doing for the Blazers in these ‘offs is great, 18 points in this game is great, but I have to take issue with the narrative surrounding him. No, I’m not talking about his whole dealio with his home country or whatever, because I’m not about to make comments about that right…
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