By scoring 7 straight points in the final minute of the fourth overtime, Rodney Hood officially made himself the hero of this game. Lamian Illard and B.J. McSuckballsum, the Blazers supposed “stars”, were made to stand around and watch as Hood took over the game, declaring “I’m tired of watching you losers fail to put…
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Will Barton 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (5/3/2019)
If I was a fan of one of the teams in this game, I literally would not have been able to handle the intensity. Death would’ve been my fate, surely. I barely could handle it as it was; my heart was beating out of my chest for the entire duration of the four overtimes. My…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 33 Pts/18 Rebs/14 Asts/65 Minutes Full Highlights (5/3/2019)
According to basketball-reference, only five players in NBA history have played more minutes in a single game than Nikola Jokic did in this one (which was 65, in case the title of this vid was too long and you couldn’t manage to get to the end of it). Everyone should already know about that Supersonics-Bucks…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 21 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2019)
I had a very hard time focusing while making this video, and I’m having a very hard time focusing while writing this description, because the Blazers-Nuggets game is in its fourth overtime and I’m sleepy but I have to watch it to its conclusion. There’s not much time left but so much crazy stuff has…
Read MorePascal Siakam 20 Points Full Highlights (5/2/2019)
The most exciting thing that Pascal Siakam did in this game is not even shown in this video. Clips of the incident are doubtlessly abundant all across the entirety of the Interbuttz, so I don’t even feel guilty or negligent for not having shown it. The quick rundown is this: Pascal Siakam got totally stuffed…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 16 Points Full Highlights (4/30/2019)
It’s been said many times, including often by me: DeMarcus Cousins just doesn’t seem to be a winning basketball player. Sure, he won some games this year, but only because the talent around him was so overwhelming that even his pouting and nodefense and bad attitude couldn’t bring the Warriors down. His injury, in my…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 26 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2019)
Since Enes Kanter played this entire game with a painful shoulder, it’s impossible for me (a narrative-starved pseudojournalist who is tasked with writing something meaningful about him) to not draw comparisons to Michael Jordan’s infamous “Flu Game”. So that’s what I’m going to do right now. Compare MJ’s “Flu Game” to Kanter’s “Shoulder Game”. One…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 37 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/29/2019)
I think it’s fair to say that Nikola Jokic has been the best player of the playoffs so far. The so-called “playoffs MVP”, which should absolutely be an award. Maybe you could make an argument for Kawhi Leonard, but recency bias is a real thing, and that dude only scored 35 tonight compared to Jokic’s…
Read MorePascal Siakam 21 Points Full Highlights (4/29/2019)
Pascal Siakam needed 25 shots in this game to score his 21 points. That’s not good efficiency, in fact, that’s bad efficiency, but I’ll let it slide since he did some good things late. Also, if Siakam is going to be the second option on offense, you expect these kinds of games from him every…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 14 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2019)
In very different circumstances from game six against the Clippers, this game saw the Warriors achieve a rare “double-digit scoring game from someone not named Curry, Thompson, Green, or Durant” and actually benefit greatly from it. Andre Iguodala followed up his meaningless fifteen points from last game with a very meaningful fourteen points against the…
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