Does anyone even remember Eric Gordon’s 41-point game as a rookie with the Clippers? That was a decade ago now, and there aren’t really any highlights from it. Certainly not “full” highlights, just one of those lame SportsCenter clips that used to infect all corners of YouTube until certain people (including me) got off their…
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Terrence Ross 28 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Come ON Magic. When you extended your lead to 20 or whatever it was, I was hyped. Not hyped for you, but hyped for another Warrior loss. That is all I live for, the thought of Kevignoramus Murdurant and Klame Dumpson steaming after a blowout as Draymondoidiot Nogreenlight and Stefake Furryporn sit on the bench,…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
I’m starting to get the feeling that something is wrong with the Pelicans. They’re fresh off a season that ended with them getting almost swept in the playoffs, but not before they themselves swept a team out of the playoffs. A playoff series win and a superstar (Anthony Davis you dummies, who did you think…
Read MoreRobert Covington 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
I was so sad when I saw that Robert Covington was traded from the 76ers. He was, like, the ORIGINAL process. He was the first of all the random scrubs that Hinkie cycled through his team to turn into something good. He wasn’t the most key member of their final iteration, but he had seen…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Indiana is the fifth team in three years for Doug McDermott. Normally a journeyman like that doesn’t get a long contract, but the Pacers apparently liked him enough to give him a 3-year deal for 22 million dollars. 7,333,334 dollars the first two years, and a significant downgrade to 7,333,333 dollars the last year. Kind…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
I don’t even have to say the trade I’m thinking about right now that would benefit everybody. Kyle Korver is one of the pieces in this one-for-one swap. That’s all I’m saying. You know what I’m thinking. The Cavaliers don’t seem to have much use for Mr. Fourth-Korver at the moment. There’s no LeBron around…
Read MoreRyan Arcidiacono Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)
Ryan Arcidiacono: the American Steve Nash? The fact that I’m even typing it out like this means the answer is obviously yes. You could reverse the concept and say Steve Nash was the Canadian Ryan Arcidiacono, but that doesn’t seem as correct, somehow. Which is weird, because the sentence has all the same parts and…
Read MoreMarc Gasol 27 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
King DTB sat at his throne, projecting an image of calm confidence, but inside his heart, he felt neither calm nor confident. Banishing the man called Marc Gasol to the dungeons had been a necessary step, taken to ensure that his rule over Deeteebeenia would remain steady, but the man’s brash impudence had left its…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
A Jarrett Allen dunkilation is definitely happening this season. For sure. He’s on pace for somewhere around 175 dunks, assuming he doesn’t suffer a devastating afro injury that takes him out for multiple months. I’m just concerned that the quality of the dunkilation will suffer due to the lack of posters that Allen is generating….
Read MoreLandry Shamet 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
With his 8.2 points per game, Landry “Shamwow” Shamet is the best-scoring outside-the-lottery player in last year’s draft. He’s also the ninth highest-scoring player in the draft overall. The Sixers might be missing out on Zhaire Smith and whatever he would be doing, but at least they uncovered a guy with the 26th pick that…
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