Brandon Ingram 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

I feel like I was misled in two fashions during the making of this video: First misleading thing: Brandon Ingram had three “blocks”, but, as my quotation marks indicate, the blockiness of these blocks is very much up for debate. The first one was sure, maybe a block, the second one was more a strip…

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Josh Okogie 17 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

With Josh Okogie’s nice performance against the Lakers (is LeBron or is LeBron not currently crying by himself while looking at pictures of the Cleveland skyline?), I feel fully justified in having prematurely assigned him the nickname “Okobe”. Elie Okobo does not get that nickname because Okogie had it first, even though Okobo had on-court…

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Buddy Hield 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Sometimes I almost feel like a naturalist making observations of wild animals when I’m chilling out with my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked Buddy Hield statue. Just like with animals, there’s not really a good way to figure out what’s going through his mind, so you have to guess based on his behaviors. And if he’s just…

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Willie Cauley-Stein 26 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Kings fans have alleged in the past that Willie Cauley-Stein isn’t as focused on basketball as he should be. Looking at his physical appearance and plugging it into my mental database of stereotypes, I could definitely believe that. He just looks like the kind of guy who would be into a bunch of different hobbies…

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Mike Muscala 14 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

This was definitely a REVENGE GAME for Mike “Muscy Stench” Muscala. Sometime in the middle of the summer, the Hawks traded him in cold blood to the 76ers as part of the Carmelo Anthony trade that saw Melo join the Hawks for all of a day. Five years of loyal service to the Hawks franchise…

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Mitchell Robinson 11 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

I bet if you compiled a list of all the starting centers for the Knicks in the last ten years it would be a really funny list. Good names would be on it like Tyson Chandler (unless that was longer than ten years ago, all sense of time has long departed), plus some funny ones…

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Markelle Fultz 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Does it help Markelle Fultz that every time he gets the ball behind the arc that the home crowd begs him to shoot it? I bet it doesn’t. Imagine the pressure, when every soul in the building wants nothing more than for you to prove that you aren’t a bust by making a three. The…

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Nemanja Bjelica 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Nemanja Bjelica was this close, THIS CLOSE, to going back to Europe so he could go back to dominating after a disappointing stint in Minneapolis. A last-minute contract offered by the Kings kept him on this side of the Atlantic, and it turns out that he didn’t need to go back to Europe to dominate….

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Josh Richardson Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

The Heat need to strike while the iron is hot. Josh Richardson just scored 31, his value has never been higher, so now is the time to trade him for Jimmy Butler. If Riley sweet-talks Thibs enough, maybe he could even make it a straight one-for-one deal. Richardson for Butler. Straight up. I don’t know…

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Antonio Blakeney Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

If the Bulls tank starts really picking up steam as the season goes on, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Antonio Blakeney drop a 40-burger à la Jordan Crawford. Strange to say about a guy who just now broke the 20-point barrier, but just watch him play. There’s no doubt that he can take the…

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