Aaron Gordon is slumping mega-hard from three. Everyone knew his hot start shooting the deep ball wasn’t going to last, but his percentage is overcorrecting itself in a bad way. He’s shooting tons of them, but since the new year started, they’re simply not going in. For a while there he was shooting better from…
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Willie Cauley-Stein 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
I sort of figured that, even though Willie Cauley-Stein set a career high in assists with seven, all of his assists would sort of suck. He’s never been known as a passer. And, as with most of my preconceived notions, I was right about this one: his assists aren’t very good. He did lob it…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Is DeMarre Carroll legitimately the Nets’ best player? Before you start laughing at my funny joke, be aware that I am not being facetious at all in asking this question. I am hella serious. I am deadass. Because right now, Carroll is third on the team in scoring at 13.5 PPG, and since he’s only…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
I feel sorta bad for Hassan Whiteside. He was one of the biggest stories in the league a couple of years ago, and now it seems like the Heat don’t even want him that much. His minutes are getting taken away by a rookie who looks like Dwight Howard but is named Bam Adebayo, and…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
The Kings commentators were really creaming themselves over Jarrett Allen in this game. You don’t get to hear it, since my policy is “home commentators only”, but rest assured, they were lavishing praise on him like he played for Sacramento. They even had a whole mini highlights package to show while they did it. You…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 21 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Say what you want about De’Aaron “Bottom 10 RPM In The League” Fox, but he doesn’t mind the big moments. Sure, he might throw up a horrible brick or commit an insane turnover, but those are things he does all the time anyway. Consistency is key in whatever you try to do in life. And…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Warning: the assists from Bogdan Bogdanovic to Willie Cauley-Stein contained in this video are not for lob jams, but instead for lame jumpers. If the thought of viewing such assists fills you with anxiety, I urge you to turn back now. Those that remain, get ready for one of Bogdanovic’s best scoring performances of the…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Justise Winslow seems to have accepted his fate as a poor offensive player; his shots per minute are way down this season, and the only thing keeping him from being totally useless on that end is the fact that he can sometimes hit threes now. 43 percent, even on limited attempts, is really good, even…
Read MoreEric Moreland 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
It fills me with an unexplainable sense of joy and contentment to finally be able to make an Eric Moreland highlight video. He was an extremely marginal player his first two years in the league, absolutely on the fringiest fringe of the margins of the NBA. In those two seasons with Sacramento, he appeared in…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
Due to life circumstances, I was unable to watch last night’s Bucks-Pistons game, and it’s a good thing that those circumstances came up, because I would have been PISSED OFF TO HELL AND BACK while watching the free-falling Pistons led by Blake “Superstar Shooting 40%” Griffin just totally demolish the Bucks. Watching Stanley Johnson embarrass…
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