The only All-Star weekend festivity I watched this year was the three-point shootout. I don’t think I’ve even seen a dunk from the dunk contest or a skill from the skills challenge or a bucket from one of the various real games, and that’s fine. All that stuff is lame, but the three-point shootout, now…
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Nikola Jokic Triple Double 28 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (2/23/2018)
Is Nikola Jokic, officially, “back”? He was looking so far from his usual self that I wondered if he fell off the wagon and started drinking (Coca-Cola) again. I wasn’t yet thinking that maybe the Jokic of last year was an anomaly, but maybe I started thinking about thinking about it. Now he has three…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2018)
I’m wondering right now how many rules would be violated if Frank Kaminsky waved goodbye to the NBA and returned to Wisconsin full-time. He’s been an okay NBA player, even if the Hornets kinda messed up in selecting him, but I’m sure he would be an unstoppable Kareem-like force if he could just convince the…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)
Look at the bags under Domantas “The Big Bone” Sabonis’ eyes. He is done with the season, you can tell. He had a whole All-Star break to sit around and do nothing (except “play” in the Rising Stars challenge), and his face still looks like one of a downtrodden/borderline suicidal 9-to-5 office worker. He hasn’t…
Read MoreDaniel Theis Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)
Attention German peoples: I am still waiting for Tim Ohlbrecht (who is the next Dirk) to show up again and be good. Luckily you have supplied me with one (1) Daniel Theis and one (1) Maxi Kleber, so my appetite for German sausage is sated, but only temporarily. Theis is great, I’m excited for him…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
Not gonna lie, getting my channel terminated bummed me out a lot, but I think my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple Buddy Hield statue took it even harder than I did. When I told him the sad news I swear he started crying. I mean, he didn’t make any tears because he doesn’t have tear ducts,…
Read MoreSteven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
The Thunder needed some last-second heroics by Russell Westbrook to beat the Kings, and I don’t even know how that happened given that the Thunder have four players who are indisputably better than the Kings’ best player, who is either Zach Randolph, Bogdan Bogdanovic, or Buddy Hield. It’s even more confusing because the Thunder’s “Trio…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
“LeBron! Hey LeBron! Wait up!” Kelly Oubre called out to the Cavaliers player who walking towards his team bus. LeBron stopped and turned around, looking confused as Kelly jogged up to him. “Man, it’s a good thing I caught you,” Kelly continued through pants. “I need your help with something.” LeBron checked the time on…
Read MoreMilos Teodosic 14 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
Milos Teodosic didn’t have his typical assist-heavy performance in this one; the (non-Serb) scorekeepers decided that only two of his passes undeniably resulted in field goals for his teammates. Instead, Teodosic basically pretended he was Steph Curry out there, launching ten shots from beyond the three-point line and making four of them. I take this…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 15 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
Mario Hezonja has been pretty good for a decent amount of the year now, so I’m wondering if these 15 points are even highlight-worthy anymore. I almost thought so, then I thought “oh yeah all the other Hezonja vids I made just got deleted so I’d better get going on some more” so here we…
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