The Nuggets scorekeepers really like giving Nikola Jokic some iffy assists, don’t they? He’s averaging almost 6 assists per game at home, but only 4.5 on the road. The culprit is all those handoffs he does with Murray/Harris/Barton. Some of them are legit, but some of them really aren’t. Like the last clip of this…
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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
When the season’s over, I’m gonna take all the T.J. Warren highlights I made, which will probably be around 30 or 35 of them, stitch them all together, and upload the resultant hour-long video to Pornhub. I may or may not include cheesy porno music. Maybe I will upload a version with and a version…
Read MoreDario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
Dario Saric had been hitting his three-ball at a pretty good rate the last few games, and you could tell in this one. He wasn’t hesitating at all! Problem was, the threes weren’t going in, and he didn’t stop shooting them. He ended up 0-8, a significant contributor to the team-wide brickfest that ended with…
Read MoreMyles Turner 22 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
I hadn’t really noticed that he was gone in the first place (Sabonis is bae), but Myles Turner is back! Somehow the news of his injury had escaped me; I figured I wasn’t doing highlights of him because he was in a slump of epic proportions. Nope! He was injured, and now he’s back, and…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
I will not stop being amazed at how much Nicolas Batum is getting paid. I know I bring it up in almost every description, but in fairness to myself, is there anything else to talk about regarding him? No. He only exists as a number in a spreadsheet. Or, 22,434,783 numbers. He had a good…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 22 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
Jeff Teague either lost this game for the Timberwolves, or Kent Bazemore won this game for the Hawks. Or both. Could be both. No reason it couldn’t be both. Either way, Teague was straight-up embarrassed by Bazemore tonight, twice getting rejected on what looked to be open layups by the fleet-footed Baze. I would make…
Read MoreWayne Selden 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
I’m still recovering from that game where Wayne Selden exploded, literally exploded, the largest part of him they found was a section of jawbone and a toe, the rest of him was atomized into a fine red mist, it was gruesome and horrible and I wish I could unsee it but I can’t, but before…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
It’s good to see Josh Jackson bounce back a little bit after his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night against the Rockets last game. He took 13 shots and made none of them, tied with Stanley Johnson for the most futile shooting performance of the season, and probably one of the worst games of…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
It’s that time of the season again: trade time! The deadline is coming up, and I figure that Tyreke Evans would be an attractive piece for some marginal playoff team to help solidify their rotation and maybe make a push for being a contender. I’ve got some scenarios that I’ve been working on, keep in…
Read MoreBen Simmons 22 Points/7 Assists/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
You know what? I should refuse to make Ben Simmons highlight videos unless he gets more assists in the game than he averages for the season. That would have saved me a bunch of time because he averages 7.4 assists per game, yet only had seven in this particular instance. If he’s not going to…
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