As time goes on, it gets more and more clear: Tyrone Wallace is a legit NBA rotation player. Not an especially impactful one, or an especially exciting one, but those aren’t requirements for being in the NBA. Solid role-players are often undervalued; that’s what Wallace is right now, and I don’t think anyone outside the…
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Bryn Forbes 23 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
I really, really want to complain about Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes not getting enough minutes, but even I can’t carp about his playing time. With this confidence from the coaching staff, it is now up to him to go out there and do the things that he was doing in Summer League. That means…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox Career High 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
“Hey! Hey waitress! HEY! WE NEED MORE BREADSTICKS OVER HERE!” yelled De’Aaron Fox drunkenly as the other patrons of the San Antonio-area Olive Garden glared at him. “In case you didn’t hear, I just scored a CAREER HIGH!” When their waitress didn’t immediately address his request, he threw the empty breadstick basket at her. De’Aaron’s…
Read MoreVince Carter 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
Vince Carter now joins an elite group of 10 players who managed to extend their NBA careers to the ripe old age of 41. 9 players if you take out Nat Hickey, which you really should, because it’s total BS that he was able to check himself into a game while being coach of a…
Read MoreFred VanVleet Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet made the Lakers pay for running a point-guard rotation of Tyler Ennis (LMAO) and Alex Caruso (double LMAO). He only played 20 minutes, because that was all the time he needed to take a big steamy dump on the entire Los Angeles metropolitan area. This might be a low point…
Read MoreTyus Jones 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
I sort of get these feelings that maybe Timberwolves fans (and even the Timberwolves commentators) are disappointed with what Jeff Teague brings to the table and would rather see more of Tyus Jones out there on the floor. I can see where they’re coming from; Teague likes to score about as much as he likes…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
With this game, Tyler Dorsey OFFICIALLY becomes the highest-scoring Dorsey in NBA history. Let’s run down the list of scrubs who he just savagely destroyed, and whose careers he just made into complete laughingstocks: 1. Joey Dorsey. Career-high: 13 points. He does, however, beat everybody else rather significantly in the “total career points” category, with…
Read MoreTim Frazier 4 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
Four points is the lowest amount of points that I have shown in a highlight video in recent memory. There’s, of course, the immortal “Luke Walton 2 Points/12 Assists” video I made once upon a time, but you know that one’s extremely old because Luke Walton was a player and not a coach. There’s also…
Read MoreMike Scott 19 Points Full HIghlights (1/27/2018)
On the continuum of revenge games, where the low end is “no revenge was exacted” and the high end is “the dude just dropped sixty points of pure spite on his former team”, Mike Scott’s nineteen points against the Hawks is a little bit below the midpoint. He probably should have scored more points than…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
There are rumblings that Gordon Hayward might come back from his injury before the season’s end. Jaylen Brown has a few options in this scenario: -Pretend to be happy when Hayward comes back and you get moved to the bench, but actually your soul is a tormented wasteland -Tell Hayward not to try to make…
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