This is how Vince Carter is going to stick in the league for a few more years. That 24-point performance he had a month ago was an aberration; he was driving to the rim like his knees had a whole decade of toil removed from them. It’s telling that he didn’t even play the game…
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Bogdan Bogdanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
Just another game for Bogdan “BogBog” Bogdanovic. Those who were expecting something more after he scored 25 points are probably disappointed, but those people should have known better. Bogdanovic lets the game come to him. He plays at his own pace. He’s not going to chuck shots just for the heck of it, no matter…
Read MoreDarren Collison 23 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
I want to give a shout-out to my mans Darren Collison for hitting nothing but jumpshots last night. I would also like to award Collison with a secondary shout-out for only getting three assists, which means I only had to show his scoring in this video. He receives an unheard-of THIRD shout-out for not shooting…
Read MoreClint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
“Hey Clint, we need you to do a huge favor for us.” Clint looked up from his phone to see Trevor Ariza, James Harden, and Gerald Green standing in front of him. All of them wore identical looks of determination on their faces. “Uh, sure. Maybe. What’s up?” “Trevor here says that he knows of…
Read MoreTyus Jones 13 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
Tyus Jones is currently sixteenth in the league in Real Plus-Minus, which only proves to me that some secret cabal of stat-heads huddled in the deepest recesses of the ESPN headquarters invented RPM because they love Tyus Jones and hate Jeff Teague. But this secret cabal couldn’t make the numbers lie that much, because Teague…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
I’ve been spoiled. After a recent NBA altercation where an actual punch was thrown, this skirmish between Jusuf Nurkic and Victor Oladipo seemed kind of weak. No one got ejected, all that happened was that Nurkic said some words while getting in Oladipo’s face and then Oladipo pushed him away. Lame. I prefer my sports…
Read MoreIvan Rabb 8 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
Attention potential lottery picks: do not return for another year of college if people think you might go in the top ten. Especially do not do so if you know you are going to get worse instead of better during that extra year. It’s too late for Ivan Rabb, but maybe that advice will reach…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 16 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
This is the first Plumlee video of any type I’ve made this season, and let me tell you: it sucks. I didn’t have high hopes for it, but even that minimal bar set by those meager hopes was not cleared. Not even close. I had to do it, though. A quick glance through the archives…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
This is the problem with showing blocks. Sometimes they’re really sick, and then people get mad if you DON’T show them. Sometimes they’re barely there and then the team getting “blocked” scores right away so it ruins the flow of the video. And sometimes they get miscredited to another player and the commentators get all…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 17 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
Dillon Brooks is the current leader of the SRRWIPMAE award, or the Second-Round Rookie Who Is Producing Most Above Expectations award. Out of all the second-round rookies this year, he is the only to have played 1000 minutes. Jordan Bell might be better impact-wise, but he doesn’t count, because all he has to do is…
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