Tyreke “Reke of Putrefaction” Evans can officially be considered the Grizzlies’ best player, or at the very least their best scorer. Marc Gasol proved that he can’t sustain his historical efficiency while shouldering a heavier offensive load (he wanted the whole load, not just a taste), but Evans has shown that he can maintain a…
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Ricky Rubio 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
Last night was a battle of Spanish point guards as the young (Ricky “Sexy Eyes” Rubio) faced off against the old (Jose Calderon). But who is the better player? Through the use of facts, double- and triple-checked for factuality, I will determine which player is officially better and present my FINAL OFFICIAL VERDICT and the…
Read MoreTyler Cavanaugh 13 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
Are Tyler Cavanaugh’s eyes a really weird color or am I imagining things? I feel like he could walk into a Twilight convention and just slay absolute poon because every girl there would think he was a sparkly vampire. His paler-than-a-full-moon skin and rigid cheekbones wouldn’t help the situation there. Even I’m finding myself drawn…
Read MoreJamal Murray 31 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
There was a time, early last year, when I considered Jamal Murray and Dejounte Murray to be roughly equivalent players, and I actually confused them for each other a couple times. Go ahead and laugh. They both started off so slowly, I had no way of determining their talent levels. That’s the only way I…
Read MoreJeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
Is it a coincidence that Jeff “Green Energy” Green starts playing the most efficient ball of his career as soon as he is teamed up with LeBron James? Trick question! Or, more like, obvious-answer question, because the answer to it is so obvious that it doesn’t need to be asked. This is just more evidence…
Read MoreReggie Bullock Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
I bet there is a not-insignificant portion of NBA “fans” out there who don’t realize that a human named Reggie Bullock is playing in the league, much less realize that he’s starting for a playoff team. I don’t blame them. The Pistons on their best day are not very exciting (would be more exciting if…
Read MoreZaza Pachulia 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
This is the most points Zaza Pachulia has scored in a Warriors uniform. It is also one fewer than the number of offensive rebounds he had for the Bucks against Brook “Really Really Sucks At Rebounding” Lopez. I remember being pissed I had to make that particular highlight video because of how many FRICKIN’ rebounds…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 29 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
It took me until the Jazz TV dudes showed the list of Jazz rookies with the most 20 point games, but Donovan Mitchell’s game totally reminds me of Darrell Griffith A.K.A. Dr. Dunkenstein A.K.A. The Golden Griff. I even made some vintage highlights of that dude scoring 40 and totally outplaying Michael Jordan (sound familiar?),…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
Three straight 20-point games in a row for Shabazz Napier. I normally would say something like “who even needs Damian Lillard right now”, but I’m pretty sure that, despite this nice stretch for ShabazzleDazzle, LIllard remains the better player. Hot take, I know. What the Blazers could consider doing is maybe dialing back Lillard’s minutes…
Read MoreKobi Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
I thought about it really hard and really thoroughly, and I decided I’m not even going to make jokes about about Kobi Simmons and other past/present NBA players who may share a similar name with him. Not even going to do it. You are free to do so in the comments, if you wish. I,…
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