Tyler Johnson should definitely be able to make his quality of play match the amount he’s getting paid this year, which is only around six million dollars. That’s not very much money for a guy who can come off the bench and do some damage with his shooting, athleticism, and absolutely repulsive neckbeard. However, when…
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Spencer Dinwiddie 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
My perception of Spencer “Din-Dins” Dinwiddie is significantly skewed by the fact that I only pay attention to him when he has good games, and if he has a bad game I don’t even realize it happened. Case in point: I thought Din-Dins was having a breakout season, and I suppose he sort of is,…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
Has anyone else’s local McDonalds totally mangled the value menu? It used to be so good, and I was in a rush tonight, so I stopped over. There wasn’t even a McDouble on it! I’m pretty sure it’s against the law for McDonalds locations to not serve McDoubles. I’m not even mad any more about…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 20 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
I ragged on Frank Kaminsky a lot last year for sucking. Not undeserved: he shot under 40 percent on the season as a seven-footer. You can make all the excuses for him that you want, but that was simply unacceptable. I’ve said it before, but if I was seven feet tall, my field goal percentage…
Read MoreHenry Ellenson 14 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
Has Henry Ellenson officially made Jon Leuer redundant? Or is it the other way around, and Jon Leuer’s continued presence made Henry Ellenson redundant before he even arrived? It’s hard to tell, but I don’t really see a reason why the Pistons have to have both of these dudes. There’s a shortage of adequately-skilled American…
Read MoreBen Simmons 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
Ben Simmons needs to average a triple-double this season. He’s not even far off the pace right now, only a few assists shy. Points and rebounds are the simple part; just spam shots and abandon playing defense in order to grab boards and you can get 10 of each easily. Assists, though, are pretty tough….
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 22 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
The Philadelphia 76ers are in the “Win Now” part of their process. No more tanking, no more injuries, no more lineups composed wholly of D-Leaguers. Wins are the goal, playoffs are the goal. And an important part of the transition was to sign some savvy vets who can savvily impart their savvy vet wisdom on…
Read MorePascal Siakam Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
How old is Pascal “Pascal’s Wager” Siakam supposed to be? Because I’m looking at the thumbnail, and I’m sure you looked at the thumbnail and had these same thoughts, I’m looking at the thumbnail and this dude looks 35 years old. And it’s not like the closeups you see of him in the vid itself…
Read MoreVictor Oladipo 35 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
More and more evidence is piling up that Victor Oladipo is too good for this channel. I thought he was too good for it last year, which was wrong, but now that I’m trying to make up for lost time he decides to average 25 a game? If this is my last Oladipo vid of…
Read MoreTobias Harris Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
One of the excuses offered up for why Pistons fans don’t seem to want to attend games at their shiny new arena is that there aren’t any exciting players for them to watch when they get year. I say to that: HOOEY! TOTAL HOOEY! That may have been true last year, but things have changed…
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