It’s weird to me that Channing Frye didn’t average significantly less PPG this season than during his “prime” in Phoenix. For some reason I have this memory of “Phoenix Frye Man” scoring 15 per game and canning hella threes set up by Steve Nash. Nope! He peaked at 12; this year, he averaged 9. In…
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Cory Joseph 22 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2017)
Hearing Marv Albert pronounce “garbage time” as “GAR-bahge time” pretty much made me the happiest dude ever. Then I remembered he’s a horrible sex-offending scumbag who can’t even commentate coherently anymore and I stopped being happy, but then I got happy again because I remembered that Cory Joseph, who really sucks, scored 22 points in…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 23 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2017)
Thon Maker isn’t around to sorta kinda expose Jonas Valanciunas’ weaknesses anymore, so in theory he should be good to get reinserted into the starting lineup for the Raptors. Ignore the first game of this series, where he actually did get the start and was ignored just like always. As we saw tonight, a properly…
Read MoreClint Capela 20 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (5/1/2017)
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Read MoreTrevor Ariza 23 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2017)
The Rockets would have had a much easier time in their first round series against the Thunder if Trevor Ariza had been able to hit his three-pointers. He wasn’t the worst offender; Ryan Anderson made three of them the whole series just like Ariza did, but needed eight more attempts to get there. So there…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
Inside the smooth, metallic walls of the holding area adjacent to the Gladitorium, Marquese Chriss waited for the current match to finish. He no longer felt anger towards his fate, only grim resignation. The roar of the spectators was just audible enough for Marquese to surmise that the match had ended. One man lay dead…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2017)
OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO: -George Hill had a good game -If we’re being honest here, nobody else is gonna make it because nobody watches George Hill videos ever -Making NBA highlight videos is a sick obsession of mine -Floater/runner game on point -Not too many layups -George Hill only had three assists so…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 26 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/28/2017)
I have made a Dënniß ßchrööder vid for five of the six games of this now-sadly-concluded series against Washington. This fact probably means that he has graduated from this channel and should be the sole domain of other highlight purveyors from this point on. Probably. I have some serious soul searching to do during the…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 24 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2017)
Avery Bradley: could he ever score twenty points per game? Right now he flies under the radar for most fans, but he’s a deceptively good scorer, even if he’s excised the “just inside the three-point line” two-pointers that he was so fond of a few years ago. In fact, I’d say he’s one of the…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 29 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/26/2017)
Dënniß ßchrööder basically did it all for the Hawks tonight, and they still lost. Is it time for him to demand a trade to a different team so he can actually have a chance at winning some games in the playoffs? Don’t waste too many brain cells on that question, because the answer is yes….
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