If there is a human being on this earth who can dunk from the three-point line, Aaron Gordon is that person. He already won last year’s dunk contest, but imagine him winning it again this year by pretending to do a normal free-throw line slamjam but instead jumping from like 10 feet further back. SICK….
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Elfrid Payton Career High 28 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
Last time Elfrid Payton scored a career high, 26 points about a month ago with 14 dimes, I warned people not to try and watch the whole video, because it was simply too much Elfrid Payton highlights. I’m a trained and experienced highlight-watcher, and I couldn’t even manage it. I hated to imagine what would…
Read MoreDevin Booker Career High 39 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
As long as Devin Booker keeps scoring 39 without ever scoring 40, I’m gonna keep putting “Career High” in the titles of the resultant highlight vids. I don’t care that future netizens will be horribly confused by the appearance of three (or more) separate performances when they type “Devin Booker career high” into the holosearch…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
The prevailing opinion of Jahlil Okafor has shifted rapidly from “he’s not that good” to “he’s probably the worst player in the league right now look at these on-off stats that I found on some crappy blog because I can only parrot other people’s knowledge”. I’ve seen the stats, and yeah, they’re not that good…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
I didn’t really want to do this video because I’m tired of making highlights for today and I want to do something else. But I HAD to make this video because I foolishly tweeted that I would make highlights for George Hill’s not-even-all-that-outstanding 22-point game. So I wasted some of my precious time (time that…
Read MoreJames Johnson 10 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
It seems like James Johnson has entirely skipped the “LeBron James” phase of his metamorphosis and has now become…Boris Diaw? Or something? He’s not as fat as the Big Croissant but he passes like him, can sometimes shoot threes like him, and is a savvy vet like him. All JaJo needs to do is start…
Read MoreMalcolm Delaney 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
Just a few days ago I made a Malcolm Delaney video (twelve points was a lot for him at the time), and in the description I just couldn’t stop throwing shade on him. Like if you had a blanket made out of anti-matter and threw it on top of him. That’s how much shade I…
Read MoreCory Joseph 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
I’m sitting here in my highlight-making chair just having made Cory Joseph highlights. And I’m impressed by what I saw from this guy. Is there something wrong with me? It’s been so long since I felt emotions, since I was anything other than a zombie sleepwalking through life, present yet detached. Is this because I…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 23 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
It’s okay that the Hawks lost this game to an Isaiah Thomas midget jumper with two seconds left because banked-in threes should never count. Ever. Not even if you call glass. If you call glass it means you know it was a wild, inaccurate shot that doesn’t deserve the three points it will get if…
Read MoreRodney Hood 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
Rodney Hood has basically been the same player for all three years in the league. His shooting percentages haven’t changed much and his rebounds and assists are static. Basically he’s upped his volume a small amount and stopped committing as many fouls. He could stand to be a little more consistent (he had a 4-of-21…
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