I’ve got this odd tingling sensation in my arms. At first I thought it was that expired box of Hot Pockets I ate, but I’m still all tingly even after I ate another, unexpired Hot Pocket (the expired and fresh ones will cancel each other out in my tummy). Is it possible that I’m feeling…empathy…
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Gorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
“Dear diary, Today the team did a charity event at a local hospital. I am always pleased when we visit the sick children. It feels nice to bring some happiness to their lives when they are beset with such severe diseases and syndromes. It helps to keep things in perspective, that basketball is not everything…
Read MoreDoug McDermott Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
Doug McDermott woke up and immediately decided he had simply transferred from one dream into another. The place he was in had a very dreamlike quality about it; a marble hallway extending infinitely in both directions; a pervasive greyish mist; ivory pillars extending vaguely into the hazy sky; indistinct yellow torches lending diffuse orbs of…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 29 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
Enes Kanter has been providing some seriously good production for the Thunder and, depending on how concussion-y Steven Adams’ concussion-like symptoms are, he might be in line to do even better. Per 36 averages are always iffy for bench players like Kanter, but I think he’d be able to maintain them for at least a…
Read MoreEric Gordon 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
Fans of Eric Gordon back in his Clippers days may remember how much of a terror he was driving to the hole. It’s easy to forget, now that he has modified his game to be a three-point assassin, that he used to have a great variety of finishing moves to go with his athleticism. Used…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
The Atlanta Hawks paid $15 million a year to a guy who had only been an average offensive player for a part of one season, and are now pretending to be surprised that he sucks on offense this season. I’m sure Kent Bazemore remains a good defender and all-around good teammate, but man, he can’t…
Read MoreMike Dunleavy 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
I got a ton of views when I uploaded Kyle Korver’s first good performance with the Cavaliers. A ton. Like 70,000. It was great, seeing that many people get hyped for a roleplayer. I expect the same sort of reaction to this video, if not more. You thought 18 points for a white-skinned three-point-specialist was…
Read MoreNorman Powell 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
Is it just me or does Norman “Norm Median” Powell kind of look like Derrick Rose? It’s not just me. It can’t be, because I’m looking at this thumbnail, and I’m seeing a slighty less dopey-looking version of D-Rose. This is something that everyone blessed with the holy gift of sight should be able to…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
I have gotten to the point where vanilla Rudy Gobert dunks are not enough to excite me. I am a twisted and perverted man; the depravity of my desires knows no limits. I need something harder, something more shocking and disgusting than just Gobert catching an alley-oop with nobody around. What I need is for…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 12 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
Attention Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: your name takes way too many syllables to say. I’m counting nine distinct phonological units. Maybe you’ve heard of this good player, played for the Lakers a bit, named Shaq? Yeah. Check that out. Only one syllable. That’s why people liked him so much; because they didn’t have to take a sip…
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