Attention to the cavemen inhabiting TNT headquarters: your underdeveloped brains might not realize this, but there are some plays that require replays and some plays that do not require replays. And during the Knicks-Bulls broadcast last night, your ignorance on proper replay protocol was exposed in the most embarrassing manner possible. Every Mindaugas Kuzminskas basket…
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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2017)
I just found out that Boban Marjanovic is already 28 years old. My brain had probably received that information as some point in the past, but apparently that little factoid was discarded in order to store something that I deemed more important at the time. Now that I have relearned of Marjanovic’s age, the urgency…
Read MoreDevin Booker Career High 39 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2017)
I look at the boxscore, Devin Booker has like 11 points, I’m like “okay no D-Book highlights tonight that’s too bad”, and I go and make some Lakers highlight vids. Usual stuff, not giving it too much thought, but then I go back to the final boxscore and The Booker Report has 39 points? “DAMN”…
Read MoreJulius Randle 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2017)
Why are you watching this video? If you want the REAL Julius Randle experience, go back and watch his high school highlights. Back when he was one of the most hyped prospects in the nation, dominating 3’4″ asian centers with his brute physicality. Try it! It’s fun! Especially compared to these lame NBA highlights where…
Read MoreIvica Zubac 8 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2017)
We’re already almost halfway through the season! I know, it seems like just yesterday we were watching the Lakers improbably win a bunch of games with on of the worst rosters in the league. But those fun times are over now, the playoffs naught but an abstract goal to reach for next year. The Lakers…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 29 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2017)
Good news for Pelicans fans: Tyreke Evans is alive! Not only alive, but alive just in time to counteract the untimely death of Anthony Davis. He had been alive for a few games before this one, but at varying levels. Some nights, he would look positively full of vigor, and other nights he would look…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2017)
Nikola Jokic walked to his locker and immediately noticed something was very clearly wrong: there were pieces of paper taped all over the inside and outside. He walked up to get a closer look; when he saw what was printed on the papers, his heart was filled with a mixture of sadness and disappointment. On…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 24 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
Quick Quiz: How EXPOSED were the “world champion” (LOL[lots of laughs]) Cavaliers last night? a.) Not exposed b.) Mildly exposed c.) Exposed d.) Very exposed Question 2: How thoroughly did Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe turn Kyle “Athletic Decline” Korver into his personal bitchboy and buttslave for life? a.) Not thoroughly because Korver is not a…
Read MoreJae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
An enterprising soul should start an YouTube channel called “NBA Fight Zone” or “Heaviest NBA Slamdowns” or something, and show nothing but all the “fights” that occur in the NBA. The NBA used to be really stingy about allowing vids of famous altercations to be disseminated (I’m still recovering from that virus I got trying…
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
The best part about watching the Timberwolves isn’t KAT’s emergence into a stud, or Wiggins’ emergence into a stud, or Lavine’s emergence into a stud, or Dunn’s emergence into a… something. No, the best part about watching the Timberwolves this season is that sometimes the commentators’ mics pick up Tom Thibodeau raspily yelling at his…
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