Just for kicks, I’m currently looking at the Laker’s roster for Julius Randle’s first career game, the one where he injured himself and the jerkoffs at the NBA league office decided that 13 minutes was enough to disqualify him from being a rookie the next season. Jerkoffs. Anyway, it’s pretty much like I stepped out…
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Dennis Schröder 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)
Dirk Nowitzki has died. That’s all there is to it. He’s not coming back out of the tunnel this time, because he’s dead for real. This isn’t like those other times, where it looked like he was dead but he was actually alive. This death is permanent. Unless German NBA fans want to nationalistically support…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 18 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/16/2016)
It’s a good thing that Serge Ibaka is performing up to expectations, because it means the trade that brought him to Orlando is now merely rated as “pretty bad” and not “so bad that there should probably be a rule named after it” like it looked initially. I’ve been thinking about the whole sitch, and…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)
There will come a day, maybe tomorrow, maybe years from now, where I will see a boxscore indicating that Justise Winslow scored 15 points and I will say “Justise Winslow has to score a bit more than 15 points before I will considering compiling highlights of his made baskets”. That day is definitely not today….
Read MoreCory Joseph 17 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)
While these highlights are titled “Cory Joseph 17 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2016)”, they could easily have the alternate title “Malcolm Delaney GETTING EXPOSED BY A CANADIAN MIDGET Full Highlights SICK!!! (12/16/2016)”. Both are equally accurate, because in the process of scoring 17 points, Cory Joseph manhandled Malcolm Delaney. It will take more than this semi-impressive…
Read MoreEric Gordon 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/16/2016)
Listen to what the commentator says after the basket at 0:48 of this video. Just listen. “That’s Rocket basketball right there!” Seem weird to you? At least from my point of view it doesn’t seem like the kind of thing you say during a game where the Rockets shot and made the most three-pointers ever…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/16/2016)
This kind of a performance is about all we can expect from Kyle Korver nowadays. Some threes, and free throws from whatever technical foul happens while he’s on the court. His ratio of twos-to-threes attempted isn’t as lopsided as I imagined it would be, but he’s continuing his seasons-long trend of shooting more long bombs…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 19 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
Can we go back to the Mason Plumlee of his rookie year where all he did was catch lobs? More importantly, why don’t the selfish guards in Portland want to throw him lobs? It’s cool that he wants to shoot jumpers and stuff, but really, he should be using his superior athleticism to beast on…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 27 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
The “start Wilson Chandler and Danilo Gallinari together and see what happens” experiment is returning promising results. The game prior to this, a twenty-point loss to the lowly Mavericks, saw Darrell Arthur get the start. That worked out rather poorly so a new lineup was attempted against the Trailblazers, and, guess what, the Nuggets dropped…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 17 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
Here’s a dunk-by-dunk breakdown analyzing each of JaVale McGee’s dunks, attempting to answer the vital question: would Zaza Pachulia have been able to dunk the ball in any of these situations? 0:04: There was not much defense on this dunk, so it’s possible that Pachulia would have dunked this if the ball hit his hands…
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