The Pelicans are one of my favorite teams to watch right now. They’ve got a superstar (Anthony Davis), which of course always makes for a fun viewing experience, but then they have a huge collection of talent-deficient but lovable role-players (everyone else except Jrue Holiday). Basically any lineup the coach decides to trot out there,…
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Reggie Williams 17 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)
Just out of curiosity, I looked up the last time Reggie Williams scored 17 or more points. It wasn’t as far back as I thought: he scored exactly 17 on March 31, 2012, outdone on his team (the Charlotte Bobcats) only by the 20 points of Byron Mullens (lol). Unfortunately for R-Will fans everywhere, this…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 28 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2016)
What’s up with the Pistons? They’re the most bipolar team in the league, just as prone to blow out a team as they are to get blown out. Prior to this game, they had beat the Timberwolves by 27. Now they lose to the 76ers by 20? There must be some sort of motivational problems…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Marreese Speights deserves at least as much credit as, if not more than, Chris Paul himself does for Paul’s 20-20 game last night. I mean, what else could be easier on a point guard’s life than having a near seven-foot dude with Charmin-soft hands who loves to pick and pop for easy buckets? Nothing is…
Read MoreJarell Martin 13 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
OFFICIAL FATTEST PLAYERS ON THE GRIZZLIES POWER RANKINGS: 1. Jarell Martin 2. Zach Randolph 3. Marc Gasol 4. Chandler Parsons 5. Tony Allen 6. JaMychal Green 7. Toney “Baloney” Douglas [POWER GAP] 9001. Troy Daniels All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended.
Read MoreTim Frazier 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Tim “Timmy G. Fuckets” Frazier did his best Chris Paul impression last night, going for an impressive twenty points and eleven assists. Unfortunately, Chris Paul decided to simultaneously have his best game of the season, an even twenty and twenty which made Frazier’s efforts look worse in comparison. And, you know, it has to be…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Thaddeus Young just set a career high for three pointers made in a game. That’s cool. Good for him. The interesting thing is, looking at his game log, every game where he made either four or five threes, his team lost. Most of those games came during a stretch where The Mad Thadder was the…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 18 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
“Dear Diary, Today I scored eighteen points and did really well. Everybody on the team was telling me how I did a good job. Daddy said that if I hadn’t played so good then we wouldn’t have won the game. But that jerk Chris had twenty points and twenty assists. After the game Daddy was…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 19 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
My confusion with this occurrence can only be properly expressed with an excess of question marks: ?????. ???????. ??? ????? ?????. So in his third game donning the Pelicans’ navy, red, and gold, and his first not playing garbage time, Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo stepped in for the injured Anthony Davis and just casually…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
Someone once told me that Bismack Biyombo was a good defender. And this wasn’t just any old bloke. This was someone who I respected, greatly, telling me this. A certain NBA writer… not going to name names or anything, but they have just been exposed as wrong, wrong, WRONG. Because Jusuf Nurkic abused Biyombo all…
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