This is now the third separate stint for Leandro Barbosa on the Suns. What is it about that organization that they are so desperately nostalgic for players that were around during their glory years in the mid 00’s? They also went out and got Jared Dudley so they could pretend that everything was the same…
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Steven Adams Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)
I understand the difficulties of being a commentator for nationally televised games. You’re dealing with viewers who have no idea what’s going on in the NBA, viewers who have to be brought up to speed with the various storylines during any possible break in the game. Sometimes, there still isn’t enough time, and you have…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 25 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)
Harrison Barnes is doing it: he’s averaging 20 points per game for an NBA team. I didn’t think it was possible. You didn’t think it was possible. Barnes didn’t think it was possible. Nobody except for Mark Cuban thought it was possible. Born in a Barnes isn’t doing much besides scoring right now, but that…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 26 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)
Description pending: watching Kings-Knicks right now. Alright, there’s a timeout! Quick! Go go go go… think of something good to write about Wesley Matthews. Don’t delay! Um… he looks better than he did at the beginning of the season? That’s not saying much, but he’s returned his three-point percentage back to his career mark. Uh…
Read MoreDennis Schröder Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2016)
I’m going to try and write this description without any bitterness over the Bucks blowing a 20-point lead at home to a team that sucks now. Okay? I’m not angry, I’m not bitter, I’m a totally rational human being whose self-worth is in no way tied to the performance of a bunch of millionaires I’ve…
Read MoreNorman Powell 20 Points Full Highglights (12/9/2016)
Norman Powell played a total of 18 minutes the last three games. That’s 6 minutes per game for those of you who can’t do maths. That’s not very many minutes. At all. You’re telling me, that in a 44 point win against the Hawks, Dwayne Casey couldn’t find more than 6 minutes for Normal Powenn?…
Read MorePatrick McCaw 10 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2016)
This video only exists because there are a million bandwagon Warriors fans who want to prove their devotion to their team by knowing the names and games of the Warriors’ end-of-bench players, a group which Patrick McCaw is a part of. Now those bandwagoners can watch this video and say “I really like Steph Curry…
Read MoreSergio Rodriguez 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2016)
Every year it seems like there’s a point guard on a bad team who consistently puts up good performances to trick everybody into thinking he’s good. A few years ago it was Greivis Vasquez. Last year it was Ish Smith. This year it’s Sergio “Bearded Chocolate” Rodriguez. Hs ability to wring assists out of the…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2016)
I’m sick and tired of people hating on Joe Ingles. It’s disgusting, the things people are saying about him. The current catchphrase of NBA fandom must be “Joe Ingles is a bitch” by this point, because of how ubiquitous that phrase is. So what if he wants to win a ring? Is that a crime…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 20 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)
START MESSAGE NOTICE: THE RUDY GOBERT JUMPER ADVISORY SYSTEM HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED TO GREEN – “LOW – RUDY GOBERT IS JUST DUNKING IT FOR NOW”. See the attached chart for reference: http://imgur.com/NvD6Xf5 Despite the appearance of a Rudy Gobert jumper that was identified at 5:14 in the third quarter of the Jazz-Suns game on 12/6/2016,…
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