Bobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2016)

Happy new year! The earth has completed its 2016th orbit around the sun, our glorious giver of life, since some dude named Jesus was supposedly born. That’s pretty good! If I did that many rotations around anything I would probably puke everywhere. And with a new year comes new year’s resolutions. What a drag. By…

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DTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (December 2015 Dunkilation)

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK CHAPTER II: HOMO DUNKILIS After countless ages of struggle under the constricting yoke of sub-intelligence, a certain order of mammals known as the hominids developed a dim intelligence within the dark caverns of their skulls. The stage was set not only for the development of tools and the creation…

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Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2016)

For being a semi-recent 3rd overall pick, it doesn’t seem like there are a ton of people who are excited that Otto Porter is finally putting together a good stretch of games. Like, really almost none at all. I’m not even excited, even though I get excited for Garrett Temple all the time. Is it…

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Lavoy Allen 14 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)

While making these highlights I was seriously distracted by the wide variety present in Pacers timeout entertainment. The whole process took about five minutes longer than it needed to because I had to: -Discover the outcome of the baby race (mascot interference ruined it) -Watch cheerleaders clad in outfits that were barely more than underwear…

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Greg Monroe 23 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)

I’m still undecided as to whether Greg Monroe is a good fit for the Bucks, or, in fact, is a good fit for any team. Post-up centers are decidely out of vogue in the current NBA metagame. On the Bucks, he’s especially incongruous because there are no shooters to spread the floor and give Monroe…

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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 23 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope might be regressing a little bit. After his second season where he actually shot okay from three, he’s shooting below 30% five “long gun” attempts per game. The last guy who did that in Detroit got run out of town with a bunch of years still left on his contract. I’m not advocating…

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P.J. Tucker Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)

While doing some research for this description (yeah, this stuff needs research, you think I come up with all this stuff with my head?), it came to my attention that, currently, the top video when you search “PJ Tucker” is him talking about sneakers. This is a travesty. When one searches an NBA player, the…

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T.J. Warren Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)

Does T.J. Warren ever miss? It sure doesn’t seem like it. Take a look at this vid. No misses, except when he gets fouled! Suspicion shrouds these events like a priest enrobed by his vestments. I did a little bit of digging in the DTB Archivium, looking for clues. And what I find may shock…

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