Happy new year! The earth has completed its 2016th orbit around the sun, our glorious giver of life, since some dude named Jesus was supposedly born. That’s pretty good! If I did that many rotations around anything I would probably puke everywhere.
And with a new year comes new year’s resolutions. What a drag. By this point, everyone has already improved themselves in all the ways they can, one year and one aspect at a time, and have emerged as perfect human beings without blemish or fault.
DownToBuck has your back! I have a new year’s resolution for everybody: “I will click the ‘Like’ button on every single one of DownToBuck’s videos this year. All of them, starting with the one where Bobby Bitches scores 16 points.” Simple! Anyone can do it, and it’s not nearly so hard as going to the gym for a week or so before deciding that big is beautiful.