Alexey Shved 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2013)

I’m going to get crucified for saying this, but our Russian friend Alexey “Shveddy Balls” Shved has been, aside from a few games, pretty awful this year. He’s shot below 40% from the field in well over half his games, and while he’s a good passer and plays the game smartly, he really shouldn’t be…

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Anthony Davis 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2013)

The New Orleans Hornets are the next San Antonio Spurs. Hear me out on this one. Anthony Davis = Tim Duncan. No surprises there. Greivis Vasquez = Tony Parker. Tony may be a bit better, but Greivis is Venezuelan. Can’t beat that. Eric Gordon = Manu Ginobili. This is a bit of a stretch. Replace…

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Tobias Harris 17 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/12/2013)

How is T-12 doing as the replacement of D-12 in Orlando? Pretty good, maybe even better. He even did his best Dwight impersonation, putting up a center-esque stat line of 17 points, 15 rebounds, and 3 blocks. One of the blocks was so sickening that I hesitated to even include in these highlights. How can…

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Kosta Koufos Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Kosta “Greek Salad” Koufos is the starting center for the Denver Nuggets. This is notable because they are paying fan-favorite JaVale McGee a ton of money only to be his backup. So Koufos must be pretty good, right? I’d say so. He scored the first 13 points for the Nuggets last night. Only a player…

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Hamed Haddadi Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Hamed Haddadi played a bunch of years with the Grizzlies and never really did much of anything. If I were him I would’ve played in whatever domestic league Iran has, I’m sure he would be Shaq-esque. On the other hand, the pay for being a bench warmer is still really good. I wish I could…

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Wes Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

One of the best ways to tank is to get a talented yet undeveloped player, play him thirty minutes a game, and tell him to take all the shots. This accomplishes two things – you lose most of your games, because the player taking all of your shots is horrible, and you develop your raw…

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Enes Kanter 14 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Enes Kanter. The 3rd overall pick. It says something that performances like this one are on the upper end of the spectrum for him. I’m not gonna say he’s a bust. He’s just had his development horribly stunted by the Jazz’s horrible coaching staff. Any other team would have played enough to get the kinks…

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Spencer Hawes 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Poor Philadelphia. They had a rousing playoff run last year, and this year decided to put all their chips on Andre Bynum. Well, it turned out that Bynum has knees that resemble a Philly Cheesesteak more than any human joint. So that’s too bad. They really suck now, and even if Bynum came back today…

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Thaddeus Young 26 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

Thaddeus awoke to the smell of cooked beef in a bed that was not his own. Opening his eyes slowly, they were greeted by an indistinct haze. “Where…where am I?” A beautiful nymph, clad in gossamer, emerged from the mist to his side. “Hello Thaddeus. Although you do not remember it, you have endured many…

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Jimmer Fredette 14 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

Every Jimmer video I make gets tons of comments with people arguing about his bust status, the amount of minutes he gets, his stats, and anything else. So, viewer, if you would be so kind as to leave a comment stating one of these things, we can get a good old-fashioned internet argument going: -Jimmer…

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