With the return of Nikola “Nimble Feet” Pekovic and Ricky Rubio, the Timberpups are finally starting to resemble the team I thought they could be at the beginning of the season. They might not win many games, but they were going to be exciting to watch. Except when Anthony Bennett comes in the game. Then…
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Nikola Pekovic 27 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2014)
Screw the Timberwolves. Apparently they’ve sapped Ricky Rubio of his love for the game of basketball. Next thing you know Nikola Pekovic is gonna come in to practice and say “I don’t really feel like adding any more skulls to my skull pile today”. This cannot be allowed to happen. Luckily for us (or perhaps…
Read MoreNikola Pekovic 26 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2014)
Yao Ming got tons of votes for the All-Star game even when he was injured. You all know the reason. Nationalism! The Chinese citizenry stuffed the ballot box for him. So why can’t Montenegrins do the same for Nikola Pekovic? Are they not nationalistic enough? Knowing what I now know about that general region of…
Read MoreNikola Pekovic Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2013)
“Yo, Pek, what are you doing?” “Do not interrupt, Kevin. I am worshiping my pagan gods so that I perform well tonight. Now I have to start over,” Pekovic said. “Perun, god of thunder, he will be displeased. I must channel his will and make it my own.” Kevin Love shook his head and laughed….
Read MoreNikola Pekovic 30 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2013)
Does anyone ever question Nikola Pekovic as to why he has a crusader standing over a pile of skulls tattooed on his arm? I bet not. Would you? I definitely wouldn’t. If he even detected the slightest hint of criticism or disapproval he would probably yell “Advance upon Jaffa! Redeem Ascalon! Defeat the Muslim intruders!”…
Read MoreNikola Pekovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2013)
“Thanks for coming in Mr. Pekovic. We are glad you want to join the prestigious Thunder organization.” “Thank you very much for having me.” “Let’s get down to business. We’ve looked at your resume, and it seems very impressive. Good scoring numbers on good efficiency. There’s just one little issue we’d like to bring up.”…
Read MoreNikola Pekovic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2013)
Is Nikola Pekovic black? Is he scrawny? Does he have a horrible scraggly beard? No? So why did the scorekeepers confuse him for Corey Brewer? That dunk with about 2 minutes left was misattributed, and I’m angry. ANGRY! Corey Brewer needs those points, because he sucks. Nikola Pekovic has no need for inflated point totals….
Read MoreNikola Pekovic 25 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/8/2013)
Nikola Vucevic recently grabbed 29 rebounds for the Magic. Overcome by jealousy, Nikola Pekovic vowed to himself before the game against the Hawks, “I will grab 30 rebounds for glory of powerful and strong Montenegro!”. But then he got distracted by scoring 25 points and fell 12 rebounds short. Which is still good for a…
Read MoreNikola Pekovic 20 Points vs Mavs Full Highlights 11/12/2012
Nikola Pekovic burst on to the scene last season, putting up great numbers on great efficiency and grabbing tons of rebounds. So far this year he has continued his dominance, in this game scoring 20 points, dishing 3 assists and grabbing 6 boards. Unfortunately he went down with a sprained ankle in the 3rd quarter,…
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