I’m sitting here staring at this “buy one large pizza get one free” coupon and thinking “can I eat two whole large pizzas by myself?”. Mind you, this is one of those places where the larges are gigantic, not wimpy Pizza Hut-style larges, because they don’t even have an extra large size. So the answer…
Read MoreDelon Wright 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
The Raptor’s old “bench mob”, who were so fondly looked upon last season, has now be broken up and distributed piecemeal around the rest of the league. Delon Wright and C.J. Miles are in Memphis, Jakob Poeltl is in San Antonio, and Pascal Siakam is the starter and no longer qualifies for inclusion in a…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney 17 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
It’s been a long time since Antonio Blakeney did anything of note. The season started with Blakeney getting a solid fifteen to twenty minutes per game, the perfect amount of time for him to occasionally generate a highlight-worthy statline. But his shoot-first, shoot-second, shoot-third, pass-fourth style of play must have worn thin the patience of…
Read MoreJaylen Adams 14 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
Unlike B.J. Johnson, we have seen Jaylen Adams before. A lot of him, actually, he had played around 100 minutes before last night. Non-Hawks fans may not have seen him actually on the court, and I can’t remember if I have or not, but Hawks fans certainly know all about this dude. My first impression:…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 23 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
Jeremy Lamb is, clearly, the second banana, banana number two if you will, in Charlotte. Kemba Walker is far and away the first banana when it comes to putting the ball in the hole. Lamb is averaging a full 10 points less than Kemba, but he’s still clearly the second banana because only two other…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
I still haven’t quite figured out what the Grizzlies’ endgame was when they traded JaMychal Green and Garrett Temple for Avery Bradley. There’s three options: they did the trade for financial reasons, they did the trade for basketball reasons, or they did the trade for no reason at all. Money-wise, the Grizzlies saved roughly three…
Read MoreEric Gordon 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
I mentioned it before in my previous Eric Gordon video description and I’ll mention it again: there is a serious disconnect between the amount of three-pointers that Gordon takes and how good he is at said three-pointers. He is currently fifth in the league at three-point attempts per game (at 8.6, losing out only to…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
Cody Zeller is lucky that Jusuf Nurkic was in a good mood when the former elbowed the latter in the jaw/face area while boxing out for a rebound. If the two of them had any amount of animosity between them, perhaps as a result of some trash talk earlier in the game, Zeller would have…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 19 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
Luke Kennard’s getting confident with this three-point stroke, to the point where he’s willing to do stepbacks to get himself open for the shots he wants. Maybe I just have a selective memory, but I don’t think that Kennard was doing this kind of stuff last season or even early this season. It’s easy to…
Read MoreJabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
The clash between the Wizards and the Timberwolves might not have drawn a lot of eyeballs outside of the respective TV markets of Washington DC and Minnesota, but it was a game fraught with storylines simply because of all the similarities the two teams share: -Both were expected to make the playoffs, but are on…
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