The following DTB QUICK QUIZ will have four multiple-choice questions. Post your answers to the questions in the comments below. If you get even one of them wrong, I will notify YouTube administrators (who I am good friends with) to delete your YouTube account forever and also ban you from Instagram too. So make sure…
Read MoreAllonzo Trier 29 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
“29 points for Allonzo Trier!” you mutter to yourself excitedly as you open the latest DTB video in your web browser and push ‘play’. “This will doubtlessly be an entertaining highlight video worthy of my precious time, a resource that I have a limited amount of!” Wrong. You’re wrong. And dumb. This video is not…
Read MoreRodions Kurucs 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
Rodions Kurucs hasn’t been doing a whole lot on the court for the last month or so. I don’t know if it’s because players returned from injury or what, but I do know that I don’t like it one bit. I need Kurucs to play well for two reasons: one, there’s a surprising amount of…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
The making of this video brings with it some interesting philosophical quandaries. Among those quandaries is the following question: how sick do a player’s statistical averages have to be where a “below-average” game for them still qualifies for a highlight video? I ask this because, by at least some measures, this game from Jokic was…
Read MoreKyle Korver 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
This is my third “old man” highlight video in a row. Maybe I should start a new channel solely dedicated to players who are 36 years old or older if my main channel is going to be unduly focused on them. That way I can have highlights of exciting young players in one place and…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
Dwyane Wade walked up to Vince Carter after the final buzzer sounded. “Great game, old man,” he said as they briefly hugged. Vince nodded. “Same.” Dwyane leaned in to whisper the next thing into Vince’s ear so that they wouldn’t be overheard by prying media members who were undoubtedly eager to hear what the two…
Read MoreVince Carter 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
This game is more in line with what I expect a guy who’s 42 years old to be doing in the NBA: hitting threes and nothing else. Three-pointers are easy on the legs, especially if your shooting form doesn’t entail a lot of jumping. I’ve personally played against old guys who can barely move and…
Read MorePascal Siakam 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
Last night was the much anticipated battle between Thon Maker and the player Thon Maker would be if he was good at basketball. No, not Jeremy Lin. Come on bro. Pascal Siakam. Jeeze. Do you need everything handed to you on a silver platter? That was the lobbiest softball ever and you took a big…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
I am still waiting on a double-digit block game from Mitchell Robinson. Relatedly, I am also still waiting on a double-digit scoring game from Duncan Robinson. But that’s an issue for another day. Robinson already tries to block literally everything that he thinks he can reach, so it’s not like he isn’t trying hard enough…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 17 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2019)
A quick glance at Noah Vonleh’s game logs shows his last two games to be the best two-game scoring stretch of his career. 16 points last game, 17 points this game, one point better than when he scored 10 then 22 earlier this year. What I’m trying to get at here is that this is…
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