Pascal “MIP But Replace the I with a V” Siakam’s late-game heroics were not enought to beat the Rockets. The Raptors came almost all the way back thanks to Siakam and the incredible boneheadedness of Eric Gordon, but you know who ruined it all for everybody? Kawhi Leonard. That last shot was the worst thing…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
In a development that is surprising no one except for Kenny Atkinson, Kenneth Faried is thriving in Houston. All they needed was a big body to run around and dunk things, and that’s exactly what they got. A match made in heaven. Faried is who he is at this point, since I don’t truly believe…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 22 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
Before we get started on talking about De’Aaron Fox, I just want to say, I’m super DUPER excited to see Bruno Caboclo back in the league and chucking shots that he can’t really make at an incredible rate. I was hoping for a sweet revenge game on the team that discarded him last year (that…
Read MoreTrey Burke 25 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
Trey Burke was one of the sweetest stories in the league last year, from dropping out entirely after being a high pick to dropping a 40/10 game on the unsuspecting heads of all his haters. All the people who had been ragging on him for being a bust-like substance turned face and started talking about…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
Nemanja Bjelica allegedly suffered from “back tightness”, which prevented him from playing in the Kings’ game against the Raptors three days ago. But how sure are we that “back tightness” was the real reason he was held out? “Back tightness” sounds like something you would make up so that people don’t get suspicious when they…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 26 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
There are both upsides and downsides to living with a sentient twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple plastic figurine of Buddy Hield that you ordered online for $3,000 but must have entered the wrong dimensions for on the order form. The upside is that you have a friend who understands you and is always loyal and will,…
Read MoreDragan Bender 14 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
Okay. So it’s great that Bender has now had four “good” games in a row. They might not have been “good” in the way that a Luka Doncic game is “good”, but scoring in the teens is an accomplishment for Bender, and now he’s probably established himself as a player who deserves more minutes than…
Read MoreLuka Doncic 32 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
“What did you say this place was called again?” Luka asked, looking around curiously at the restaurant’s decor, which seemed like it had been ripped straight out of the 90’s. He shifted his legs uncomfortably in the too-small plastic booth, then decided to prop them up on the seat opposite him for maximum comfort. “Taco…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 27 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
After conducting an exhaustive, meticulous, frame-by-frame analysis of this video, I am confident in stating these things about Justise Winslow: -He is a big bowl of Bustaroni and Cheese -His name should be Bustise Winslow -His name could also be Justise Inslo because he has no W’s -He should be the bust man at my…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
You know how everybody heaps praise upon the NBA by allowing the fans a voice in the form of All-Star votes even though those votes aren’t even the final deciding factor of who makes the game and who doesn’t make the game? What if I told you that the YouTube channel DownToBuck, he most critically-acclaimed…
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