Am I the only one loving this ref-induced no-defense NBA? I keep seeing complaints about the high-scoring nature of today’s game, but I’m like a kid in a candy store with all these big numbers. Imagine telling someone from fifteen years ago that the Nets would be scoring 145 points in a game and still…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
The trade deadline is coming right up (actually i just checked and it’s still almost a month away???? wtf i want trades), but there’s nothing in the CBA that says that the Magic can’t trade Terrence Ross RIGHT NOW. I also looked, and there doesn’t seem to be a rule that covers a team trading…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
I’m temporarily suspending my rule of “no more highlights when the next day’s games have started” because A.) there are still a bunch of vids to do and B.) The game that’s currently in progress is being played in London, and I still don’t understand how time zones work. Seriously, if anyone can explain to…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 29 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
How often do you think Nikola Mirotic and Julius Randle get into fights? Keep in mind that Mirotic has previously shown a willingness to spar with other power forwards who he deems to be in competition with, even if those bouts didn’t always end in a favorable outcome for the Montenegrin Monster. Mirotic and Randle…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 20 Points/24 Rebounds/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: This video does not depict each of Jarrett Allen’s 24 rebounds. That would be foolishness. Rebounding is cool and I’m glad there are players that do it, but most rebounds are just a guy jumping up, getting the ball, and coming back down. Sometimes a fun rebound battle will happen where there’s…
Read MoreD.J. Wilson 13 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Bucks fans are all busy apologizing SUPER HARD to D.J. Wilson for completely writing him off last year and calling him all sorts of mean names in the process. I guess they were having Joe Alexander flashbacks and overreacted to his lack of playing time in his rookie season, because the fanbase was unanimous in…
Read MoreJake Layman 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Jake “Lake Jayman” Layman has been getting more minutes recently. This is good to see after he was intermittently getting DNP’s through the month of December. It’s also good to see that he sometimes has good games even though he’s only getting around twenty minutes as the starter. Ever since his rookie debut where he…
Read MoreLuka Doncic 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
This game marks a very important milestone for Luka “Lukadris” Doncic. No, not that he became the first rookie since Steph Curry to score 25 points in five consecutive games, although that is a fun and cool stat (one could even call it a “fun fact”). No, the real milestone is that Doncic had a…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic Triple Double 10 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Since I don’t feel like actually writing something insightful or funny about Jusuf Nurkic right now (I used up all my narrative energy on a story where Spencer Dinwiddie yells “It’s Dinner Time” while forcefeeding James Harden snack foods), I’m going to hit the proverbial “easy button” on this description and just give you a…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 33 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
The concession stand was mostly empty after the game. It was staffed by one lone employee who watched sullenly as equally-sullen Rockets fans streamed out of the arena. Even the hot pretzels, spinning in their heated compartment, seemed sullen. “Can I get all this to take home?” Spencer Dinwiddie asked, walking up to the counter…
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