Remember when Danilo Gallinari was on the Nuggets with Wilson Chandler for all those years and it was unclear which one of them should start at the small forward position? Now the same situation is playing out in Clipperland with Gallo and Tobias Harris, except this time, both players have legitimate claims to both forward…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 28 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
So here’s the deal. I’ve been hyping up my sci-fi fantasy novel “The Taurean Prince” for a long time now. I swear it’s gonna be a classic of both genres and of literature as a whole. But, the deal is, here’s the deal, I just don’t have the time nor the ambition to write a…
Read MoreRodions Kurucs 11 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
If there’s one thing I can say about Rodions Kurucs, it’s that this is not his first rodeo. … Get it? Because “Rodions” and “Rodeo” sound the same? And the American idiom “not his first rodeo” means that he has previous basketball experience? Personally, I thought it was a hilarious joke, and I’m a little…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Joe Ingles stood underneath the water of the shower, not making any effort to clean himself, but just standing there with his eyes closed. The water temperature was already as high as it would go, but he wanted it higher. He needed it higher. He craved the burning sensation on his sensitive white flesh. Not…
Read MoreCaris LeVert Career High 28 Points/5 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Caris LeVert just can’t stop notching career-highs. In the first game of the season, he tied a career-high with 27 points. Not content to merely tie a career-high, he then came out in this game and set a new career-high with 28, the final two points coming on a game-winning shot with a second left…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
I know that the concept of “open letters” is sort of played out. Really, an open letter is just an opinion piece but it’s directed at somebody. It’s like a more official version of a Twitter beef. That said, I’m going to write an open letter right now in this very description. This open letter…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 14 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
This was definitely a good highlight video to make for me because it’s short and I’m really super tired. The excitement of the Bucks winning a game (and maybe the Brewers too) has got me all bleary-eyed and droopy. If you, too, are bleary-eyed and droopy, maybe this will be the perfect final video before…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 19 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
I spent some time this summer working on nicknames for all the rookies who I thought were going to be good enough to earn nicknames. That included Marvin Bagley. I should’ve written them down instead of just thinking about them because I’m pretty sure I came up with a really sweet one for Bagley and…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
I don’t know what my points threshold should be for Boban Marjanovic, and maybe this is too low, but screw it. My efforts to make a highlight video for every game that Boban Marjanovic appears in will continue with this 13-point domination of the Thunder. “Domination” sounds like too strong of a word for a…
Read MoreTrae Young 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Trae Young’s chemistry with Miles Plumlee is looking good already. For all of Plumlee’s supposed “faults”, the one thing he can do is jam lobs. They don’t even have to be good passes. Just through them up there and he’ll jam them. If Young wants free assists basically any time he wants, that’s something he…
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