It happened again. Boban Marjanovic faced Nikola Jokic and the Nuggets, and again he/they had absolutely no answer for him. He was dunking without jumping, he was rebounding without jumping, should I have put “/0 Jumps” in the video title? I should have. Along with “1 Rim Bent”. I didn’t show it because it messed…
Read MoreMalik Monk 18 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
This game was looking really good for the Bucks. Everything was clicking, Hornets were bricking, clock was ticking. Then Kemba Walker went off for 40 points, but that wasn’t even the problem, because it was obvious from the opening tip that he was going to do that. The real problem was Malik Monk fully casting…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 18 Points Kings Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
I imagine that every single person, besides Serbs who watched him in Europe, who views this highlight video will come away impressed/stunned by the types of shots Nemanja Bjelica was making. I saw a lot of him in Minnesota, and he had maybe 1.5 performances during all those years there where he did the stuff…
Read MoreCedi Osman 17 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
The Cavaliers are Kevin Love’s team now. He gets to be the man just like he was in Minnesota. But his second banana this time around isn’t Michael Beasley. It’s Cedi Osman! Cavs fans have been hyping this guy up for the whole offseason, hyping him up for reasons I can’t figure out other than…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
You gotta give Blake Griffin credit. He knows he can’t get up like he used to, he knows that he robbed JaVale McGee of a dunk contest trophy, but he still went up there and tried to pack it on Jarrett Allen. Even though it didn’t work at all, it was nice to see him…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 15 Points Knicks Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
I’m pretty sure the Knicks commentators had never seen Mario Hezonja play before tonight. Not during the preseason, not during all the times the Magic came to visit, never. Otherwise they wouldn’t have been showering him with all the faint praise that they were. They wouldn’t sound so cautiously optimistic. Anyone who has watched Hezonja’s…
Read MoreAllonzo Trier 15 Points/1 Dunk Knicks Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
I don’t know what the concept of “over-under” is because I’m not a degenerate gambler, but what’s the over-under on me misspelling Allonzo Trier’s name with only 1 L this season? A million? Is that an appropriate number? Because it’s going to happen every time I upload a vid for him this season, I already…
Read MoreCaris LeVert Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
Is this the year Caris LeVert breaks out and lives up to his heretofore unearned “Baby Durant” nickname? Based on this one-game sample size, the answer is a resounding “yes”. Except, you know, he didn’t really hit any perimeter jumpers which is something that a baby version of Kevin Durant would do all the time….
Read MoreMo Bamba 13 Points Magic Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
Description pending (ETA: when I finish getting some Chick Fil A) Alright, I’m typing this while eating Chick Fil A so if there are typos blame the zesty buffalo sauce I slathered all over my sandwich/fries/face. Also it’s gonna be a short one because everything is happening all at once right now. This is the…
Read MoreDamian Jones Career High 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/16/2018)
Here are some of the things that Warriors Bandwagoners are probably (definitely) saying right now: -“I always knew Damian Jones was the answer at the five for us.” -“Damian Jones’ development has been fun to watch, I’m so proud of him.” -“Haha yeah, I totally knew that we had a guy named Damian Jones for…
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