I know I often speak in hyperbole when it comes to such things, but is this not a top ten most anomalous scoring performance so far this season? Moe Harkless wasn’t even averaging five points per game before he did this, even though he’s one of the main Blazers bench guys. I was starting to…
Read MoreMyles Turner 23 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
DTB’S OFFICIAL GAMEPLAN IF HE WAS COACH OF THE PACERS: 1. Spam pick-and-pops with Myles Turner until the opponent ragequits 2. Spam pick-and-pops with Sabonis and Young if Turner ever needs to come out of the game for some reason, but Turner shouldn’t get tired because he won’t need to play defense in this new…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 30 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
The good thing about the Grizzlies’ current situation (which is a talent-bereft roster, a known bad coach [J.B. “Joe Blob Dickerstaff” Bickerstaff], an injured star point guard, and a discontented star center) is that Tyreke “Reke of Putrefaction” Evans gets to constantly have throwback games to his rookie season. This is exactly the kind of…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 21 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
It took a while, but Shabazz Napier is now a better player than Shabazz Muhammad. It could just be because Muhammad is receiving literally no minutes right now, but you can not deny that Napier is scoring more points per game more efficiently than ever before. He’s actually… good! LeBron was right after all! With…
Read MoreWes Iwundu 12 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
This is Wesley Iwundu. He is a rookie for the NBA’s Orlando Magic. Due to the sorcery of a witch, the Orlando Magic are cursed with injuries to their key players. Iwundu, not being a key player, was spared the curse, and is now playing 20 minutes a game even though he is realistically a…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie Career High 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
What’s up with all these second/third-tier point guards getting career highs tonight? Spencer Dinwiddie, Dennis Schroder, Elfrid Payton, Austin Rivers. I only ask because those types of vids are about my least favorite to make. Mostly because they also rack up a bunch of assists, too many to ignore, when what I really want to…
Read MoreElfrid Payton Career High 30 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
Elfrid Payton just scored 30 points, which is more than he has ever scored before and maybe more than he will ever score again, and also added 10 assists for good measure, but there was not a single point in this video where I considered myself “excited”. He’s capable of putting nice stats on occasion,…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
A perfect night for Bogdan Bogdanovic. 6 for 6 shooting on nothing but jumpers, 3 of 3 from three. He needed a lot of help from the rim to get there, but here in America, buckets are buckets. Unlike in Europe, where enterprising rebounders could have snatched them as they were bouncing around. Don’t say…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 18 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
This isn’t a lot of points for Nikola Jokic, maybe not enough for a whole highlight vid, but I prefer to use the “FGM”, or field goals made, column of the boxscore instead of points when determining such things. He made 9 shots tonight, his fourth-most made shots of the season, accounting perfectly for his…
Read MoreDennis Schröder Career High 33 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
Dënniß ßchrööder, with this performance, has shown who the real savior of basketball in Germany is. It’s not Dirk Nowitzki, and it’s definitely not Maxi Kleber. Those two dudes are crying in their beds right now, knowing that they are obsolete. Can you guess who it is? You should be able to, if not, look…
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