This is an appropriately swaggy Nick Young video, definitely befitting his “Swaggy-P” nickname. With the exception of his first goaltended bucket and some free throws at the end, this vid is nothing but primo swaggy action. Stepback jumpers, a couple threes, and lots of thick, hot, viscous, dripping swag being deposited on every available surface….
Read MoreDevin Booker Career High 39 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)
Why does this near 40-point performance by Devin Booker not feel as insane as it should? Under normal circumstances I would be rushing to my YouTube settings and changing my channel name to FunsInTheSuns. I would be smashing my vintage Bucks bobbleheads with a hammer while simultaneously going on Ebay and ordering as many Booker…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)
When Emmanuel Mudiay had 24 in the first quarter, everyone who was aware was thinking the same thing. Do not try to deny it: Wilt’s 100 in great danger of being surpassed. Kobe’s 81 soon to be a forgotten footnote. I admit, I allowed my imagination to run free… Emmanuel Mudiay, dribbling out the clock…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)
I’m suffering a bit of a break from reality right now. Nothing to do about it, I’m just going to have to ride this one out, clinging to my sanity like a rock-climber dangling from a precipice. Watch this video. Everything seems normal, correct? Just normal highlights of C.J. McCollum tying a career-high with 37…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 28 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)
New conundrum: should my new nickname for Kristaps, “Kris-P” (prounounced “crispy”) be spelled that way or should it be spelled “Krispy”? Which way makes more sense? Here are the poll options, since it easier for me to understand the results if they are provided back to me in poll format: A.) Kris-P B.) Krispy C.)…
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 1)
For my inaugural “real” power rankings where it’s a power ranking of actual teams in the NBA rather than something stupid like Hot Pockets Flavors or NBA Players With the Stupidest Hair, I promise to provide meaningful basketball insight in a way that includes no insight whatsoever. Let’s get this party started! WOOP WOOP 1….
Read MoreMarreese Speights 15 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
Marreese Speights had just tipped in a miss by his teammate when he felt that familiar tingling on the top of his head. He barely had time to whisper “oh no” before an unbelievable pain jolted through him. He doubled over, clutching his head, knowing that soon his cyst would begin receiving transmissions in the…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 20 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
Kent Bazemore was in a pretty big slump to start the season, shooting below 30% from the field (AKA “The Nikoloz Tskitishvili Zone”). Even if you didn’t know that fact going into this video, you would figure it out quickly based on how often the commentators refer to Bazemore’s made shots being “good to see”…
Read MoreNicolas Laprovittola 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
Nicolas Laprovittola, his footfalls guided by a compulsion of unknown origin, stumbled through the marsh, each step more tiresome than the last. Greenish water, thick with muck, lay still under the cloudy sky. Drooping trees and tangled vines stymied his every effort to navigate to… somewhere. The end goal of this journey was a mystery….
Read MoreBobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
He’s not playing, Bulls fans. You are aware of this. You have always been aware of this. Do you have answers, Bulls fans? I seek answers. “He” being Bobby Portis. I don’t care why Jerian Grant isn’t playing. I know why that is. It’s because he sucks. Bobby Portis doesn’t suck. At least, he didn’t…
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