There was no K.J. McDaniels dunkilation last year. A tragedy, I know, but as much as I wanted to make it, he only dunked it 10 times. That’s a good ratio to the mere 29 total shots he made, but not even close to enough material. There is hope this year, though. He’s already slamjammed…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
You know what sucks? Yes, the 76ers lost this game despite heroic efforts by Ersan Ilyasova and Joel Embiid. That’s not what I’m talking about here, though. Yes, I have irreparably destroyed my once-pristine relationship with Jenniner. I don’t want to talk about it, who are you, my therapist? Yes, the Taco Bell nearest me…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 22 Points/4 Threes/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
Man, the 76ers need to find a trade partner to take Jahlil Okafor right away. Before his value drops any further. Because after watching Joel Embiid come in and incite more excitement than I’ve seen from Philly fans since A.I., there is no way that Okafor can have any relevance for them anymore. I feel…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
The Hawks scorekeepers need to be fired. Is there a hashtag or something for requests like this? Do I need to make one myself? Because this is the second time this season that they have, either deliberately or ignorantly, sabotaged my highlight-making efforts. First it was Tim Hardaway Jr. and his phantom bucket, now it…
Read MoreSemaj Christon 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
Take a look at Semaj Christon’s name. Notice anything weird? You shouldn’t. Seems like a normal black-person name to me, and it should to you as well. Nothing out of the ordinary here. But wait! If you take a close look… his last name, “Christon” is pretty much the word “Ostrich” spelled backwards! Whoa! I…
Read MoreKevon Looney 11 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2016)
Sorry lads. DownToBuck was busy today and was unable to make highlights. Now that I’m back at my battlestation (that’s “computer” for those of you not in the know), I decided to knock out a quick video before I have to start worrying about TONIGHT’s highlights (tonighlights?). Hopefully you got your “Devin Booker 38 Points…
Read MoreJabari Parker 27 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
If Chubari Porker can actually hit threes consistently, that would be great news for the Bucks, who don’t have very many players who can reliably hit shots from such a great distance. The good news for Chubari is his jumper is fairly accurate if a little flat, which puts him miles ahead of his superstar-in-the-making…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
The next morning, Giannis woke up confused as to why he was in such inexplicably high spirits. Then, he caught a glimpse of his phone sitting on the bedside table, and grinned widely. Rachel had accepted his invitation for another date, which meant that she had enjoyed their first one. Now he remembered how he…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
I don’t really know a whole lot about Jaylen Brown. Reggie Miller was saying some stuff about him during the broadcast, but since I hate Reggie Miller I ignored it all. Thus, I remain a blank slate when it comes to this Jaylen dude, other than that he was the 3rd overall pick and plays…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
Jusuf Nurkic: a leading candidate for the Most Improved Player award? Yes. Jusuf Nurkic: forever cursed by the strange ghoulish creature shown in the thumbnail? Also yes. Let’s just hope the curse is one of those delayed-release or slow-acting ones so that he can get that MIP trophy in his award case before all his…
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