Ever since I failed to do Nemanja Bjelica highlights that one time early last season where he had 17, I’ve been doing vids of this dude every chance I get. I have to make amends somehow, right? Even though I fully understand that all the Belly vids in the world can’t bring back the one…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 29 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
I hope you’re frickin’ happy. While I was making this video and writing the description for it, Thon Maker hit two NBA triples in an NBA-sanctioned NBA basketball game. And I MISSED IT. AAAAAAHHHHH! I swear, the sacrifices I make just to show you guys 29 points scored by some French dude that no one…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 18 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
It’s nice that Langston Galloway finally had a good game after his dismal start to the season, but I’ve been thinking to myself the entire time he’s been in the league, “is Langston Galloway even good?” He came into the league with no expectations and then exceeded those non-existent expectations, causing people to think he…
Read MoreAlex Len 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
There are a lot of words you can use to describe Alex Len. Many of them start with the letter B: -Big -Badass -Bullying -Bodacious -Beast -Bukranian -Bdidn’t play well enough to get a contract extension -BUS (yes I really mean “bus”, I didn’t forget a letter there, I would never use hurtful language like…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 21 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
The Z-Bo/Marc Gasol era in Memphis is drawing to a close. They don’t have much time left and roster composition can no longer be based around their continued presence. Luckily, a new era is presently dawning, and in fact, it began to dawn at the end of last season: the JaMychal Green and…and…well, JaMychal doesn’t…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
Maybe this is how it has to be now. Maybe Lance Stephenson can only have good games when his team loses. Is is a coincidence that the Pelicans had a putrid offensive showing while “Born Ready” was spearheading that offense? Or maybe it’s because all the so-called “talent” on the Pelicans is actually not very…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 24 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
You know who comes to mind when I think about Sean Kilpatrick? Marshon Brooks. Mar$wag. Mar-dollar-wag as I pronounce it. Both players are prototypical Kobe-esque shooting guards. Both play or played for undermanned Nets teams who needed their scoring in a bad way. Both like to score points, although neither was necessarily expected to have…
Read MoreOtto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
For some reason, nobody is hyped about Otto Porter. At all. He’s a former third-overall pick! Or a current third-overall pick? Semantics aside, he was drafted high in the lottery and therefore people should care about whether he succeeds or not. But every time I make a video highlighting his intrepid on-court exploits, nobody gives…
Read MoreAmir Johnson 23 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
I don’t know why this rando ESPN commentator is so surprised/confused by the fact that Amir “United Arab Amirates” Johnson can hit threes. At the end of his Toronto Stint, Amir was taking and making a not-unsubstantial amount of threes. He was almost a stretch four for a little stretch of time there. Sure, his…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
If there’s one thing that we can tell from this performance by Montrezl Harrell, it is this: The Knicks simply can’t defend the paint. Montrezl did some nifty things early in the game to get his points, until he realized that all he had to do to score was wait for James Harden to pass…
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