Nicolas Batum 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

Nic Batum groped around the empty room, feeling panic setting off alarms in his mind. He forced himself to calm down and think rationally: he was trapped in an inner room of the Blazers practice facility, chased here by a microwaved basketball turned bloodthirsty mutant monster. In a few minutes, the door would be broken…

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D.J. Augustin 24 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

D.J. Augustin vs. Emmanuel Mudiay: who is officially better? Shooting: At this point in his career, Mudiay cannot shoot. Period. Point blank. At all. Augustin, while maybe not a “shooter”, can shoot pretty well. Advantage: Augustin Passing: Mudiay is a willing passer. Perhaps too willing, as his turnover numbers suggest. Augustin can pass sometimes but…

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Josh Richardson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

Let’s go ahead and blame the Heat coaching staff for not unleashing Josh “J-Rich” Richardson earlier than they did. He was getting DNP’s interspersed with random bursts of three minutes of playing time until mid-February, and then all of a sudden he’s getting 25 MPG and the Heat are winning everything. It’s sort of how…

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Richard Jefferson 20 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

Am I weird for thinking that Richard “Rich-J” Jefferson still has a significant amount of gas left in the tank? He dunks the ball pretty often for an old guy, and his three point shooting is unlikely to randomly decline. I bet could play until he’s 40 like Vince Carter is currently doing and like…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 20 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

So… maybe the Tim Hardaway Jr. for Jerian Grant trade WASN’T the worst trade of all time? I still don’t get it for the Hawks, since Hardaway has never shown himself to be all that good, but at least with these two recent games by him you can say it wasn’t a complete waste of…

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Zach Randolph Triple Double 28 Pts/10 Asts/11 Rebs Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

JaMychal Green tips the jump ball, right to Zach Randolph! He takes the ball and surveys the situation. Does he shoot? DeAndre has not been able to stop him. But wait! Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Tony Allen cutting to the basket. Without a second’s hesitation, he whips the ball inside….

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Aron Baynes Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

“That’s it!” Aron Baynes announced as he threw down the paint brush, having just finished painting an image of himself performing a chokeslam on Hulk Hogan. “The Baynes Bus Mk.III is ready to roll!”. He looked around at the interior of his completed creation, smiling broadly. “Ain’t she a beaut? Henry? I SAID, ain’t she…

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Marcus Morris 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2016)

One would think that a guy who makes six of six three-pointers in the first half of a game would attempt more than one of them in the second half. One would think. But Marcus Morris had other plans, plans that involved scoring only four points in the third and fourth quarters after dropping a…

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