“That’s it!” Aron Baynes announced as he threw down the paint brush, having just finished painting an image of himself performing a chokeslam on Hulk Hogan. “The Baynes Bus Mk.III is ready to roll!”. He looked around at the interior of his completed creation, smiling broadly. “Ain’t she a beaut? Henry? I SAID, ain’t she a beaut?”
“She sure is, boss. Yo, you sure it’s okay that I drive this thing? You know I got my license revoked after I drove the last one into the river in San ‘Tone.” Henry responded hesitantly from the driver’s seat.
“Damn straight it’s fine. It’s all fine here in the Baynes Bus. How could it not be, when we have a frickin’ nacho cheese machine RIGHT IN THE BUS? People are gonna be lining up to Bayng with the Big Baynger like they would if it was Pamela Anderson offering handies! Let’s go, Henry! Rev her up!”
With a great crunching noise and a few puffs of jet-black smoke, the repurposed schoolbus made it’s first tenative strides into the streets of Detroit. Aron stared out a passenger-side window, eager to find the first customers of his new entertainment experience. The bus chugged on for a while, cruising the pedestrian-less roads of inner-city Detroit without much success.
“This sucks!” Aron whined. “Where are the people? Don’t they know we have a Korn cover band in the house?”
The lead singer of “Korn on the Kob” spoke up from his post at the rear of the bus, his words muffled by the large amount of nacho cheese he was consuming straight from the machine as well as the aimless noodling of the guitar player. “Where did you get this thing, anyway! It rocks!”
“The cheese machine? I just walked into the arena and took it. They don’t ask any questions if you’re a player.” Aron replied, distractedly. He looked out the window again. The scene had changed, and now they were driving through what seemed to be fields of weeds, interspersed with the occasional ruin of a house. “Henry, man, you know where you’re going?”
“You told me to drive, and I’m drivin’.”
“Yeah, but… wait! There’s some people! Henry, pull over. We’re gonna make those dude Bayng hard on the Baynes Bus! Mark Three! Guys, get your instruments ready! Do we have the TNA wresting highlights in the DVD player?”