Allen Crabbe – Page 3

Allen Crabbe 24 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2016)

Is it good that this doesn’t even feel like that good of a game for Allen Crabbe? Like, the fact that he’s developed so much as a player means that scoring 20-plus isn’t a notable occurrence. That’s good, right? It must be, because when I saw that he hit 6 threes and scored 24, my…

Allen Crabbe 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)

Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe had a hot stretch around December-time and has been pretty quiet since then. However, he still holds the distinction of being the only guy on the Blazers outside of their star-studded backcourt to average more than ten points per game. Aminu is almost there but he’s not quite, so Crabbey Patty…

Allen Crabbe 20 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)

Not to sound too negative here, and I’m sure Portland fans will disagree (frickin hipsters), but this current iteration of the Trailblazers looks like all the worst parts of various semi-recent Bucks teams all smashed together: Damian Lillard = Brandon Jennings (chucker) C.J. McCollum = Michael Redd (chucker) Allen Crabbe = Khris Middleton (actually good)…

Allen Crabbe Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

I always say that I’m going to stop getting hyped by sick games in progress, but I can’t help it. When I see a player drop mondo points in the first half my BHL (Blood Hype Level) will invariably go through the roof even if I am purposely trying to de-hype myself by training my…

Allen Crabbe 19 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)

Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe is another one of those players who has that weird hairstyle that’s like a bleached mohawk or something. I’m not too terribly up-to-date with the latest in hairstyle trends so I apologize if there’s a name for it that I’m not aware of. All I know is that it sort of…

Allen Crabbe 18 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)

I have just come up with a great idea for Allen Crabbe that he can use to build up goodwill and popularity on his social media accounts like Twitter and Facebook and VK and Instachat or whatever that other one is called. Oh, and Vine. He could use it on Vine too. This will work…

Allen Crabbe Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)

Good to see you again! I hope you have your book report ready to turn in! 10 pages front-and-back, single-spaced on how the “Harry Potter” series is different when you replace all instances of the character Vincent Crabbe with Allen Crabbe. What do you mean, you only got through the first few chapters of the…

Allen Crabbe Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)

Today’s assignment: Reread the entirety of the “Harry Potter” series, replacing in your mind any instances of the character Vincent Crabbe with NBA player Allen Crabbe. That part in book two where Crabbe and Goyle get roofied with cupcakes and other treats in order for their DNA to be forcefully extracted from them? Allen Crabbe…