Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe had a hot stretch around December-time and has been pretty quiet since then. However, he still holds the distinction of being the only guy on the Blazers outside of their star-studded backcourt to average more than ten points per game. Aminu is almost there but he’s not quite, so Crabbey Patty is officially the third-best player on the team. I can say this because points per game is the only accepted way to determine the quality of a player.
Since we have conclusively determined Crabbe’s place in the team hierarchy, there’s only one question left to ask:
You like Crabbey Patties, don’t you Squidward?