Maybe you’ve noticed, maybe you haven’t, but for the past few weeks there’s been some guy commenting on all my videos asking for an Alonzo Gee dunkilation. I don’t know if he’s joking or not. On one hand, Gee is an impressive dunker who deserves to feature in highlight videos. On the other hand, it’s…
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Alonzo Gee 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/26/2016)
As we have seen from the past two games, all you need to do in order to turn Alonzo Gee into a serviceable player is…injure your entire starting lineup and most of your bench. That’s not a realistic scenario most of the time, but it is right now, considering the disturbing assortment of mangled bodies…
Read MoreAlonzo Gee 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/24/2016)
Do you want to hear something crazy? At the beginning of the Kyrie era in Cleveland, Alonzo “Gee Whiz” Gee was the full-time starter for one season and a part-time starter for parts of two others. Alonzo Gee. Starter. Something about reading those words makes me want to lie down and take a nap and…
Read MoreAlonzo Gee 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/7/2014)
Alonzo “Geesus” Gee, as recently as two years ago, started all 82 games for the Cavaliers. The mere thought of it wrecks my head. The Geesus is good for energy and dunks off the bench, but the Cavs that year must have been suffering for SF’s if they played him thirty minutes per game. But…
Read MoreAlonzo Gee 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/5/2012)
Out of all NBA players whose last names are letters of the alphabet, Alonzo “Gee Whiz” Gee is certainly the best. He might also be the second-best Alonzo in NBA history. He’ll need those credentials, because when people ask him about his NBA career 20 years from now, he’ll want to avoid saying “I was…
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