Andrew Wiggins – Page 2

Andrew Wiggins 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

After an uneventful evening that was mostly occupied by Andrew practicing his jumpshot with a slightly-less-than-inflated basketball, he returned to his room to find Dooby already asleep. Being as quiet as possible, he slipped into his own bunk, thankful that Dooby, as cool as he seemed, wasn’t awake to call him a fag. The next…

Andrew Wiggins 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

We interrupt your normally scheduled “Young Andrew Wiggins at Basketball Camp Which May or May Not Turn Totally Weird” story to present you a breaking news update: The Timberwolves are totally stacked. Yes, people said that early last year, and, yes, last year Minnesota really sucked. That was then. This is now. That was before…

Andrew Wiggins 32 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2015)

“But mommmmm, I don’t want to go to this stupid basketball camp. It sounds super gay,” said thirteen-year-old Andrew Wiggins, who sat, arms crossed and scowling, in the back of his mom’s minivan. “We can turn back right now and I’ll forgive you.” “But Andy honey, it will be fun!” his mother responded cheerily, not…

Andrew Wiggins 24 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2015)

I’m tired of Andrew Wiggins. He keeps having good scoring games, and pretty soon he’ll be an All-Star or something. YAWN. Where’s the fun in that? Watching players be good is such a drag. What I want is some team to pick up Andrew’s brother, Nick Wiggins. That would be sick. Like the 76ers or…

Andrew Wiggins 26 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2015)

This may come off as heresy, given my nominal status as a Bucks fan, but I would so rather have Andrew Wiggins than Jabari Parker right now. There’s just no comparison. If Jabari scored 26 points tonight in the manner that Wiggins just did, everyone would freak out. Nonstop. But when Wiggins actually does do…

Andrew Wiggins Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2015)

Relaxing in his condo after another tough workout, Andrew Wiggins felt himself drifting away once again. He sighed, knowing what was to come, but powerless to stop it. He closed his eyes and let the blackness overtake him. He came to in a familiar place. An industrial-looking training facility in a nondescript inner-city warehouse, seemingly…

Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part V)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Jesus Christ? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall Jesus: Undrafted Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves Jesus: Free agent Who wins? Wiggins [AGE] Wiggins: 20 Jesus: Hard to pinpoint exactly. 32? Immortal? 2015? If it’s the latter…

Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part IV)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than Michael Jordan? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall MJ: Drafted third overall Who wins? Wiggins [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves MJ: Charlotte Hornets, as owner Who wins? MJ [CURRENT STATUS AS BASKETBALL PLAYER] Wiggins: Active MJ: Inactive, but says…

Andrew Wiggins All 497 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Rookie Season Bucketilation Part III)

Andrew Wiggins: BETTER or WORSE than LeBron James? Let’s take a look at the facts. [DRAFT POSITION] Wiggins: Drafted first overall LeBron: Drafted first overall Who wins? it’s a tie [TEAM AS OF THIS WRITING] Wiggins: Minnesota Timberwolves LeBron: Cleveland Cavaliers Who wins? LeBron [BASKETBALL SKILL] Wiggins: Is a threat to score in many ways….