“I don’t know about this, Tyreke,” Anthony said worriedly, staring with distrust at the blender of protein shake sitting on the table in front of him. “I’m just fine the way I am.” “No you ain’t, dog,” Tyreke responded. “You once posted up a chair and lost. You the skinniest dude in the league fo’…
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Anthony Morrow 27 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2014)
Tickets are now on sale for my next seminar, which is entitled “Anthony Morrow: The Best Role-Player Ever?” At this talk, I will lay out my argument for Anthony Morrow being better than any current or past role-player in terms of playing his role. Some guy on YouTube called DownToBuck (that’s me!) has made some…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 18 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2014)
Anthony Morrow is like a better, less-appreciated version of Klay Thompson. Nobody ever told Morrow that he needs to be the man on offense, so he picks the right times to start looking for his own shot. Thompson, on the other hand, will shoot until you take him out of the game. One could even…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 20 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Anthony “A-Mo” Morrow is a beast and all, but there’s one thing about him that pisses me off: I want to use the phrase “on the morrow” as part of a funny description, but I can’t figure out how to make it work. Should it take place in medieval Britain? Or here in the US?…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 21 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/24/2014)
Anthony “Starvation Victim” Morrow is the purest shooter in the NBA. Of course, I’m talking about the parallel-universe NBA where Stephen Curry was never born and some guy named Mark Stevens is the point guard for the Warriors. There are some other anomalies as well (I keep telling people we should never have allowed an…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 16 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2013)
It baffles me how Anthony Morrow got almost no playing time last year. It was only a year previous where he dropped a 40-burger with the Nets. But apparently neither Dallas nor Atlanta had any use for one of the league’s best three point shooters. But the Pelicans have a use for him, since most…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 16 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2012)
How do the Atlanta Hawks ever lose a game? They have two of the best shooters on the planet, Kyle Korver and Anthony Morrow. They also have Josh Smith. He likes to pretend he can shoot with them. I’m telling you, if the Hawks somehow acquired Steve Novak and Steph Curry they would be unstoppable….
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